Memememememememe time!

I haven't done one of these in ages, my house needs to be cleaned, and I'm procrastinating... so here goes.  And if you're reading this - consider yourself tagged :)

1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water?
~ start the water, let it warm up and then get in!

2. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
~ I'm 45 years old.  What do you think?  Duh....

3. Were you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
~ No, but I was forced to take a tub with my brother Bob when he was a toddler.  That stopped when he pooped into the tub and called it a boat.  I forever refused to do it again.


4. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
~ Again, I'm 45.  Really?

5. How old do people say you look?
~  Younger than 45

6. How old do you act?
~ Certainly not 45 - that was old when I was young.  I'm not old!

7. What’s the last song you sang?
~ I don't know.  Would you like me to sing one now?  Any requests?

8. Have you recently become a member of anything?
~ UAW through work.  Does that count? 

9. What are your plans for next weekend?
~ Not sure yet - you offering something?

10. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
~ both..  I like to know what's going on around me..

11. Whats the sexiest thing about Sarah Palin?
~ Seriously?  What the hell kind of question is THAT??

12. Who’s the sexiest famous woman alive?
~ According to my 14 year old, Angelina Jolie.  Because she has the best boobs, apparently..

13. Who’s the sexiest famous man alive?
~  Ahhhhhhhhh there are too many to list...  I could post pictures if you like?

14. Does your family have a crazy uncle?
~  A few of them.  Some are still with us, some have passed on.  There was a certified crazy aunt or two too!

15. Have you ever smuggled something into another country?
~ Booze.  From Canada.  So shoot me.  It's not like I went for the Cuban cigars or anything.

16. Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
~ I'm *FROM* a city with some GREAT sports teams!  Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins and Celtics..  (and they're my favorites, in order)

17. What is the most unusual?
~  Most unusual what?  Food?  Body Part?  Thing on my desk?  Too vague, meme, too vague..

18. How do feel about the Goth people?
~ To each their own.  I don't purport to know everything about everyone else's beliefs, and don't expect everyone to know mine.  I don't judge.  Unless you're a bad speller, and then, I'll admit - I do.

19. Can you fix or your significant other your own car?
~ Depends.  I can change my own oil.  Replace a bulb or a windshield wiper.  But for the life of me, I cannot get the damn stuck CD's out of my CD player!  Hint - don't ever play CD's with labels on them in a Bose system.  It will fuck it up.