Sunday Fun Part III

Sunday Stealing: The 99'er Meme: Part 3

Cheers to all of us thieves!

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Look, didn't I answer this last week?  She's STILL a filthy whore, dammit.  I don't care what you say!

52) What is your astrological sign?
I'm a scorpio and I like long walks on short piers...

53) Do you save money for anything? What?
Things I want?  It's so much better than stealing them.  Right now I'm saving for a moving truck.  And some rent. 

54) What's the last thing you purchased?
Food.  What's your last thing? 

55) Have you ever had a relationship that you realized was lust not love?

Really?  I'm in my 40's.  It's not all love. 

56) In a relationship?

What's it to you?  Really.  MYOB (that's mind your own beeswax in case you didn't know)...

57) How many relationships have you had?
Where I've had carnal knowledge, or not?  Again - I'm in my 40's.  I'm not going to count. 

58) What do you want to tell us about your day?
That as soon as I'm done with this silly meme I'm going to take a shower and then go to Walmart for some essentials.

59) Where were you yesterday?
In your Dad's pants.  Come on. 

60) Is there anything interesting within 10 feet of you?

There are a LOT of interesting things - anything specific you're looking for?  I could take scans of some of it - I'm sure a lot of people would find some of it VERY interesting...

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

Maybe.  Are you wearing underwear?

62) What's your favorite animal?
Um... puppies and unicorns?  yet ANOTHER dumb question BUD!!!  LOL

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I read the book "How to Win Friends and Influence People"..

64) Where is your best friend?

Which one?

65) How did you end your last relationship end?

I said "I'll call you"...

66) What is your heritage?

Irish

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Your dad AND your mom

68) What's new?

New Jersey, New Guinea, New York, New Brunswick, shall I go on?

69) What is the key to seduction?

Show up naked.  Bring beer.

70) What was the weirdest thing that happened to you this week??

I realized that for once, all of my bills are caught up and paid.  Well, except the mortgage.  But we won't talk about that.

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

I didn't like that stupid job anyway.  My boss is an asshole.  Here doggy.. doggy... doggy....

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

Get a 2nd opinion. 

73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.

For what, a week, a year, life? 

74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Walking on Sunshine

75) Who has your cell phone number (other than family)?

Another dumb one.  Everyone that can find it.  Really.  Eeesh.