Some Saturday silliness....

FIRST... the most important news EVER... My friend Pseudo is having a Hawaiian goodie box giveaway. Go check it out - but then check out Pseudo - she is an amazing wonderful person that you're sure to adore!! But don't get too attached to the prize, I have plans for that goodie box. Dammit. LOL

I did this survey last night over at Facebook, and really - I'm worried about follower #12 (ooh, I wonder if someone thought that she was a juror and took her out, gangland style?). I'm going to try and get her back. I wonder what happened to her. Maybe reading this will make her realize that I'm funny. I'm amusing. Or wait. Was I serious in all of these answers? Enjoy. Don't make anything come out your nose. LOL

Oh, and you're all tagged. All 12 of you. ROFLMAO


Because my homework was done for the night.... I did a survey! Maybe I should have done an in-depth post instead.. But I like this.

1. What time did you get up this morning?
6:30 or so. It's not what time I get up - it's what time I leave that's important.

2. How do you like your steak?
Cow=dead. Steak=seasoned/rubbed and then slathered with Heinz 57 steak sauce. Then grilled to a medium-rare perfection, still pink on the inside, a bit juicy and hot DAMN I'm hungry now!

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Aliens vs Monsters

4. What is your favorite TV show
Lost - I'm still that show's bitch. Probably will be for another year or so.

5. What did you have for breakfast?
mmmmmm triple grain crisps

6. What is your middle name?
Mary, what's it to you?

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
cooked. Food and I really have such a great relationship that I don't want to discriminate. Well, I'm not a big fan of Indian food - just the smell of curry makes me want to spin my head around in circles and vomit green stuff

8. What foods do you dislike?
See above. I guess I should have read ahead, huh? What a dumbass I am..

10. Favorite dressing?
Un? Seriously, who thinks these questions up? Who CARES what my favorite dressing is, really? But if you DID care, it's the one that I make with the EVOO, balsamic, dijon mustard, fresh garlic and a bit of tarragon. Damn good stuff if you ask me. Hey! You DID ask me!

11. What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Jeep. I want another Wrangler, but not the car payment that would go along with it. Anyone know a sweet rich old man that would like me to watch after him in his waning days?

12. What are your favorite clothes?
sweats. Another dumb question.

13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation?
with Ashley and Danielle. LOL

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
depends on what is in it. If it's spit from someone chewing tobacco - it's too full any way you look at it. If it's nice cold beer and I've drank half of it - dammit, give me more. If it's V8 with tabasco, it's missing the vodka and therefore - again, half empty. See? Without more details, I can't answer this honestly.

15. Where would you want to retire?
somewhere warm. Without bugs. Cuz God knows I hate freaking bugs.

16. Favorite time of day?
Just when you start to wake up and realize how damn comfortable you are because at some point during the night, all the pillows aligned and everything was right with the world. Well, that's when you're sleeping alone. When you're not? I love that first part of the morning when it's just me, my coffee and the dog. I love to sit and look out the back windows, over the vast wilderness of dirt that is my yard, and just dream. Dream of what might have been, of what could be, and what it might feel like to jab a red hot poker through my right eyeball into my brain. Oh, wait. I'm sorry. That's the book I was reading! ROFLMAO

17. Where were you born?
Um. I think in a hospital room. Jesus. It was only '65. People knew something about birthin' babies back then.

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Red Sox, baby! Although the K-Wings ARE in the playoffs, the Bruins ARE in the playoffs and I haven't kept up with the Celtics. Bad Boston fan. Bad! Bad!

19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
WTF is up with this tagging crap. Tag 'em in, tag 'em out.

20. Person you expect to tag you back first?
Again.... see #19.

21. Pepsi or Coke?
how? with aspirin? through my nose? What the hell kind of question is this?

22. Bird watcher?
Yellow throated red-bellied thrusters. Yeah. That's what I like. With binoculars.

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Depends on what we're talking about here. A morning - "hey let's go drink our faces off" person? I think not... A night "I think I'm going to have some breakfast and coffee" person? Um. yeah. No.
Be more specific.

24. Do you have any pets?
Does a small rat-like creature called a Chihuahua count? What about a 12 year old boy?

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
ooh! ooh! I'm pregnant.



BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! That's some funny shit.

26. What did you want to be when you were little ?
A princess, a police officer, veterinarian, librarian, teacher and a mom. Good thing one of them worked out.

27. What is your best childhood memory?
That time that I kicked Sue Felton's ASS when she stuck her finger in my face. Oh. Wait, that's right. I was a chicken shit and snuck out the side fence and ran home. Whoops. I have a lot of good ones from the Lang's and the Leary's.

28. Are you a cat person or a dog person?
snails are nice.

29. Beer or Margarita?
I have memory issues with tequila (right Lisa?) - I stick to what I know best and drink beer.

30. Always wear your seat belt?
Well, when I'm in the car, at least. I can't claim to always wear it in the back seat, but then again, I'm not in the back seat that often these days.

31. Been in a car accident?
A number. The latest was in front of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences. You figure that one out if you don't know what/where it is. Suffice it to say it was NOT my fault.

32. Favorite Restaurant?
mmmmmmmm Lakeside's garlic, chicken, roasted red pepper & onion pizza. But of course he had to be an ASS and not pay his taxes. Dumbass.

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?
See #32. What am I, ESP'ing the answers to the next questions or something. Weird.

34. Favorite Flower?
Lillies, anything bright colored that can distract me from the grayness of my life.. sniff sniff....

35. Favorite ice cream?
mmmm just ate a neato minty fresh skinny cow. Really - how many skinny cows have you ever seen. Is that insulting to skinny people or cows or both?

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
the fries at Taco Bell

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
none

38. From whom did you get your last email?
Stan Asen, who apparently would like to talk to me about getting a huge pecker. Stan, what I've been doing hasn't worked, maybe I should mix things up a bit. I think I'll reply to him or at least click on the link he gave me...

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Lowes. Pottery Barn.

40. Bedtime?
for the boy, yes, but I'm going to stay up a bit later, thanks.

41. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
not sure what you mean by that. Are you implying that I have no life and are going to sit by the computer, waiting for someone to respond? I haven't even decided who I'm going to take for the damn thing and you're asking me to predict who's going to RESPOND??? Dionne Warwick and her Psychic friends network got cancelled - they are NOT running around inside my head. So fuck off. Yeah. Freak.

42. Broccoli?
Ink blot test?

43. What was your favorite vacation?
The last one, definitely. Although Alaska ranks up there pretty high.

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
Lesley. We went to dinner. That's right. And we're not lesbians, either.

45. What are you listening to right now?
silence.... it's pretty nice.

46 What is your favorite color?
Well, I can tell you what it's not. It's not BLUE, that's for damn sure!!


47. How many tattoos do you have?
one. what's it to you? It's a gang symbol.

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
MYOB

49. What time did you finish this quiz?
am I done?

50. Coffee drinker?
hells yeah...