Sunday, February 9, 2014

Valentines Day is stupid...

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Cupid's Questions Meme

from Kodelaine

1.)Do you like Valentine's Day? 
You know, Valentines has always been one of those holidays that I think are just awful.  They're like the "mean girls" of made up holidays.  If you have someone - they feel forced to buy you something, otherwise they look like they just don't care.  Same for you.  How could you *not* get them something - it is, after all, Valentine's Day!  Now - for the single person - that EVERYONE knows is single by the end of the day because they haven't gotten anything - you just want to find whoever made it into what it is and just punch them in the throat.  So there.  That's how I feel about VD.  Yeah, I call it VD. 

2.)Are you going to celebrate it?
Fuck you

3.)Celebrate Valentine's Day with Friends or someone Special? 
Fuck you twice

4.)Pink or red?

Friday was recognize the fact that women get heart disease too, day.  So I'll go with red.  For that.  Not for stupid VD. 

5.)Candy Hearts OR cards?
Candy hearts, unless they are chocolate - are useless to me.  They are, if you will, the nastiest little candies around. 

6.)A short kiss or a big hug?

I was convinced at one time that the boy's father gave the best hugs.  It was like the whole world went away when he hugged me.  I now realize that it was because he was so much bigger than me that I was actually hidden from the world and not living in reality.  I still like a good hug, but one that is actually a *good* (and real) one - not a "let's pretend we're a real couple and not two people sneaking around" hug.. **Edited to add - if you are ever in a relationship where you have to hide the fact that you're in it?  Not a good idea.  If you have to hide the fact that you're related to someone?  Again, not a good idea.  I am a firm believer in honesty being the best policy.  So let's see if we've gotten the gist of this... Hiding something?  Bad.  Being up front and honest?  Good.  Got that?  Good. 

7.)What are your plans for V-day? 
I'm going to get up, celebrate the fact that I don't have any kind of genital warts or venereal disease, and treat it like every other Friday. Why would I celebrate that, you ask?  Because could you imagine waking up with either?  THAT would be a shitty day.  So every day that I don't have some kind of nastiness invading my body is a day to celebrate.  :)  You?

8.)What would be the best gift to receive?
oh, fuck you three times

9.)Would get back with any of your ex's for V-day? 

10.)Is there a food or beverage you associate with V-day? 

breakfast, lunch, dinner?

11.) What are your thoughts on "Love at first sight"?
Secret.... agent man... Secret.... agent man..

12.)Do you think people who have dated can stay friends? 
Hmmmm depends - if neither one of them was in love, maybe.  If one was in love and the other wasn't?  It'll always be a one-sided friendship.  Just won't work. 

13.) If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating or relationships what would it be? 

I answered that ---> HERE


Kwizgiver said...

I think three "fuck you's" is a record!

lia said...

I like how you described VD as the "mean girls." That's true--whether you're in a relationship or not, it pretty much sucks.

I also cringed when I saw that "Wear Red for Women's Heart Disease Awareness" fell on VD. I'll be wearing red for THAT, not for VD, but that's not what everyone will think.

CountryDew said...

Love your FUs. :-)

I am Harriet said...

I'm pretty sure that your FU answers summed thing up for the rest of us....

Zippi Kit said...

Yes, it is a mean girls concocted holiday. I'm banning it from my life, too. Out OUT damned Happy Valentine! You will no longer cross my lips.

Stacy said...

Thank you for perfectly describing my feelings about VD. :P