I know you're mad, Jake, but you got to get your own

Love Is In The Air Meme

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing which originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we try to credit the blog that we stole it from. We also provide a link to the victim's meme in our "Previous Victims" widget. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") Sometimes we edit the original meme, to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, to select the best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from this new meme or recently asked questions from a previously featured meme. 
Cheers to all of us thieves!!! 
Love Is In The Air Meme

Stolen from: The Archives

Love, to you.  It's a feeling, when that person walks into the room - and all of a sudden you're the only two there. 
Define love in your own words.
The ability to live without the other person, but the desire not to.  Work.  Not all fun & games, truth, honesty - and most of all?  Trust.
What do you want in a relationship?
See previous answer
What do you contribute to a relationship
See previous previous answer.  And right now?  Nothing.  I'm single, and really am OK with that.  I refuse to settle for someone just to have someone there, and there are things I just won't compromise on.  I will never again stay in a relationship where I'm the (by FAR) smarter person, where it's not a partnership - it's almost like a parent-child relationship, where I'm not a priority - or playing second fiddle.  Kids should be #1, that's a given.  But if you're stringing a few women along?  Count me out.  Some day I'll make some guy very happy - but for now?  I'm happy all by myself.

Currently..... 
Do you have a Valentine?
What?  Did you not listen to my last answers?
If not, are you happy being single?
I know you're mad, Jake, but you got to get your own... I know you're mad Jake..
Describe the perfect V-day date in your opinion:
I had a great time last night at the neighbors.  We played Apples to Apples, and then Dance-Dance revolution.  I realized that, while I have lost a lot of weight - it's too soon for the form fitting tank top. 
Dream Date?
 
 What is your crush's name?
Mr. Secret Service for Obama before he was POTUS man.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
did you NOT look at that picture?  I love him.  He loves me.  End of story.

This or that 
Chocolates or Flowers....you must pick one!
Chocolates are better, flowers are overpriced!
A short kiss or a big hug?
There has been one person that when I hugged him, the whole world went away.  Too bad he turned out to be such an asshat.  But a hug like that?  Any time.  (just not from him.  LOL)
Cute and dimwitted, or Average and brilliant?
Average and brilliant - I need someone to challenge me. 
  Miscellaneous
Turn-ons?
secret ear-buds
Turn-offs?
Living with mom, or lack of a spine.
 
What thing should a guy never say to you?
Come here and look at this before I flush it..
 
How do you feel about kissing on the first date?
Depends on the first date.  :)


Sorry for the coffee on your monitors with that answer.  You know the one.  LMAO

I should have kept my tuckie. Not given it to the Indians.

Saturday 9: All Dressed in Love (2008)
For Valentine's Day, we need a happy love song. Hear it here.
1) In this song, Jennifer sings, "I look good in love …" What about you? When you're happy, or sad, does it show? Or do you keep an even demeanor, no matter what? I like to think I have a good poker face, but I probably don't.  And when I'm disgusted with someone/something, I apparently just really let it show. LOL  When I'm happy, though - I'm happy!  
2) This song played over the closing credits of a hit movie, Sex and the City. When you go to the movies, do you visit the concession stand for popcorn, or a soft drink, or candy?

Popcorn... mmmmmmmm no buttah.  Diet.  Free refills.
3) Think of the last movie you watched at home. Was it a DVD, DVR, streamed or cable presentation?

Oh jeez, I don't know!  Prolly on cable.
4) Jennifer Hudson got good grades in high school and went away to Langston University in Oklahoma. But she was homesick for her family in Chicago and came home after just one semester. Have you ever been homesick?

I live in the Midwest.  I'm from the Northeast.  Every day I'm homesick.  But every day I'm glad I made the move I did - I have a happy, drug and alcohol free kid that gives me no trouble (well, for the most part).  He's grown up with ME around.  He wouldn't have had that in the Northeast.  Plus it was easier to explain that "your father lives back East" as opposed to "I'm sorry he's an asshole"
5) Jennifer received acclaim for her renditions of "The Star Spangled Banner" at the 2008 Democratic Convention and Super Bowl XLIII. Do you agree with critics who say that our National Anthem is hard to sing?

I sing it great in the shower, not sure what their problems are.  Just millions of people watching, you know - stuff like that..
6) Jennifer is a spokesperson for Weight Watchers and, with diet and exercise, went from a size 18 to a size 6. She says that while she's committed to healthy eating, she still enjoys ice cream occasionally. Do you prefer your ice cream in a cone or a cup?I prefer it in my mouth.  The cone or cup is just a way to get it there..
7) Her fiance, Daniel Otunga, is a graduate of Harvard Law School. Harvard is the most famous of the eight "Ivy League" schools. Do you know the other seven?

Sure.  Do you?
8) With a Grammy and an Oscar, Jennifer Hudson is one of the most successful American Idol contestants. Can you name another singer who appeared on AI? 

Taylor Hicks.  Whatever happened to him?
 
9) Last year, Jennifer nearly bought a brand-new Ferrari because it was so great looking. At the last moment she backed out of the deal because she doesn't drive enough to warrant such an expensive car. What's the last impulse purchase you either made, or resisted?

It wasn't really a purchase as much as a donation.  I should have kept my tuckie.  Not given it to the Indians.

It's Sunday. You're not the boss of me.

February 7, 2015

Why Do You Want To Know That Meme?

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing which originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we try to credit the blog that we stole it from. We also provide a link to the victim's meme in our "Previous Victims" widget. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") Sometimes we edit the original meme, to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, to select the best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from this new meme or recently asked questions from a previously featured meme. 
Cheers to all of us thieves!!! 

Why Do You Want To Know That Meme?

Stolen from: My Random Randomness

1. What TV gameshow/reality show would you like to be on?
   Any one that would give me a shit ton of money for not doing much LOL
   
2.  What was the first movie you bought in VHS or DVD?
   DVD - A Christmas Story.  "You'll shoot your eye out!"..  VHS?  Who knows..
   
3.  If you had one million dollars to spend only on yourself, what would you spend it on?
   NetJet membership, pay off my mortgage (and then give the house to someone that needs it), buy another house, then after all my incidentals are paid off - bank the rest.
   
4.  One place you've visited, can't forget and want to go back to?
   Ohhhh I loved Seattle.  And Alaska.  But right now?  it's freaking cold.  I want to go to St. Maarten.  And get some of that delightful booze they have..
   
5.  Do you trust easily?
   Who are you?  Why do you want to know?
   
6.  Do you generally think before you act, or act before you think?
   Depends on the circumstances
   
7.  Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
   I was sitting here this morning, thinking life is pretty darn good right now
   
8.  Do you have a good body image?
   BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA  That's funny.  It's a lot better than it used to be, but I can still hear my mother saying I am as big as the side of the barn.  Peeps - be careful what you say to your kids.  It sticks.
   
9.  What is your favorite fruit?
   Right now, bananas.  Yum.
   
10. I’m always being asked…
    for my autograph.  I'm kind of a big deal, you know
    
11. The last big belly laugh I had was…
    Yesterday.  This guy was cleaning his dogs paws before he'd let him in the car, and the dog was growling at him the whole time.  It was pretty darn funny.
    
12.  What websites do you visit daily?
    My bank one.  Facebook. 
    
13.  What have you been seriously addicted to lately?
    Don't judge me.  I heart the Indians.  They have really liked ME lately.  LOL
    
14.  What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
    Tagged?  Someone tagged me?
    
15.  What's the last song that got stuck in your head?
    Uptown, funk you up.  Uptown funk YOU up..
    
16.  Favorite clothing?
    depends.  Am I going out?  Staying in?  In?  No bra.  Comfy warm sweats.  Out?  Jeans, nice shirt. Oh, and a bra.
    
17.  Do you think Rice Krispies are yummy?
    I suppose?
    
18. What would you do if you saw $100 lying on the ground?
    Um.  DUH.  Pick it up.  See if anyone is around frantically looking.  Then run the other way.
    
19.  Items you couldn't go without during the day?
    Food.  Clothes.  Air.  Water.  You know - the essentials.
    
20.  What should you be doing right now?
    Whatever I want to be doing.  It's Sunday.  You're not the boss of me. 

I couldn't live in Europe. Michelle would kill me.

Easy A-Z

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing which originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we try to credit the blog that we stole it from. We also provide a link to the victim's meme in our "Previous Victims" widget. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") Sometimes we edit the original meme, to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, to select the best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from this new meme or recently asked questions from a previously featured meme. 
Cheers to all of us thieves!!! 
Easy A-Z Meme 

Stolen from: FYeah Surveys

A. What are your favorite smells?
The desert after it rains, a baby just out of the bath, the ocean

B. Can you go a whole day without caffeine?
I could - the real question is - do you WANT me to?  Because that wouldn't be pretty.  Just saying..

C. Who knows more about you than anyone else?
Um, that would imply that someone knows more about me than ME.  That ain't happenin'....

D. What song did you last listen to?
OMG, I know it's overplayed already, but oh my goodness does it get me up and moving..

 

 E. Do you wear socks to bed?
Maaaaaybe if I'm sick, but that's one of those things that if it's off, will keep me awake. 

F. Can you change a car tire?
I CAN.  But would I?  Prolly not. 

G. If you could choose one color to wear for a whole year, what color would you choose?
Well, it wouldn't be white.  That's for sure.  Can't wear that Memorial Day to Labor Day.  Unless it's winter white, which my friend Carrie doesn't believe in.  So maybe pink.  But then would I have to wear pink pants?  Because those would be silly.  Especially if they had flamingos on them - the flamingos would get lost.  Maybe I'd go with blue.  There are lots of different shades, and nobody says you have to stick with one shade.  Right?

H. Do you cook often?
Mmmmmmm fooooooooooooooood.  Yum.   Of course I do.

I. What’s your least favorite season? I'm from New England.  I love 'em all.

J. Can you sew?
After 4 years in Home Ec class, I would hope so!  I even have my own sewing machine!

K. What is your favorite fruit? 

L. Are you health conscious?
Much more so than I was 10-15-20 years ago.  I want to live.  LIVE!  LIVE!  The women in my family have a tendency (other than my grandmother) to not live much past 50.  I'm turning 50 this year.  I'd like to be the one that takes after my grandmother. 

M. Do you think you’re very conscious of the feelings of others or more self oriented?
I try and do both, believe it or not

N. Do you curse a lot?
Oh fuck, no

O. Do you remember lyrics easily?
Up town funk you up, uptown funk you up.  Up town funk you up.  Uptown funk you up...

P. Can you roll your tongue?
AND I can raise one eyebrow! 

Q. Is there a certain food you often crave for no reason?
Not really?  Maybe sweets after dinner, but I'm working on that. 

R. What was the last book you purchased?
We will not discuss this purchasing of books.

S. Where was your last vacation?

T. Last movie you watched? Did you enjoy it?
Oceans 12.  Last night.  Very much!

U. Think of your oldest friend. If you met them now do you think you would still become friends?
We are STILL friends!  And if I met them now?  Probably! 

V. Paris, London and New York… which one would you live in, which would you visit for a day, which would you visit for a fortnight?
What is this "fortnight" business?  Paris for a Day, London for a "fortnight" and New York to live. I'm already too far away from my MA peeps.  I couldn't live in Europe.  Michelle would kill me.  LOL 

W. Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?
Who thinks of these things?  I have a ginormous walk in closet - and it's always open.

X. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how did it happen?
Foot - being stupid.  Toe (I think?).  Nose - x 3.  Yes.  I'm serious.  Car accident, the boy's head and then boy being a jerk in the car.  LOL

Y. How do you like your eggs?
Any way but runny.  mmmmmmmm eggggs.... Went to Stella's Diner in Chicago on Monday and if you're ever around there - go.  It was delightful.

Z. What was your last argument about and who with?
I typically don't argue.  I don't like fighting (believe it or not).  Oh!  I know.  I'm not telling.  But it was a misunderstanding, and all worked out.  

 

Happy Sunday!

Liquidation Sale - everything must go!

The Best Thing About Me Is You

Welcome to Saturday: 9. What we've committed to our readers is that we will post 9 questions every Saturday. Sometimes the post will have a theme, and at other times the questions will be totally unrelated. Those weeks we do "random questions," so-to-speak. We encourage you to visit other participants posts and leave a comment. Because we don't have any rules, it is your choice. We hate rules. We love memes, however, and here is today's meme!

Saturday 9: The Best Thing About Me Is You (2010)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) What would you say is your best quality? Seriously?  That's a cray-cray question.  My dazzling smile, outstanding wit and great ass, of course!
2) In this song, Ricky sings that he's "allergic to tragedy." Do you suffer from any allergies?I'm allergic to Bullshit.  Does that count?

3) Benadryl, the popular allergy medication, is sometimes used to treat insomnia. What do you do when you can't sleep?I usually take a Unisom.  They work great.
4) The lyrics to this week's song encourage us, "Don't wait until mañana." Are you a procrastinator?Look.  I might not have finished the painting in my hallway yet.  Don't judge me.  I might have some unfinished OH LOOK SQUIRREL!!!
5) Ricky Martin is a judge on The Voice ... Mexico, aired on Mexican television. When you watch competition shows like The Voice, Dancing with the Stars or American Idol, do you usually agree with the judges? Or do you think you could do a better job? 

There is a reason why they are where they are.  And come on, who am *I* to judge anyone.  Really.  
6) Ricky tells interviewers that when he was very young, he'd sing in the family kitchen, pretending a wooden spoon was his microphone. Crazy Sam admits to lip synching into a black Magic Marker. When you gave imaginary concerts, what did you use as a microphone? A pen?  I have absolutely NO idea.  I have never been able to sing - so anyone that I tortured as a child with my concerts - I apologize.  Oh.  Wait.  I knew then I couldn't sing.  I never did that.  So I take that apology back. 
7) Ricky began working at the tender age of 9, performing in commercials. How old were you when you received your first paycheck?

When momma put me out on the corner at the tender age of 14, I knew that I had to.. Oh.  Wait.  Never mind.  Wrong story.  16.  I worked at the hospital.  In the dietary department.  Delivering food trays, cleaning up afterwards, etc.  It was a lot of fun - great group of people.  Except Mimi G.  Gosh, she was such a bitch to me. I have no clue why, but she was.   8) Ricky does yoga to stay in shape. Have you ever tried yoga?I really like Yoga.  I might go Yoga right now.  Do a little downward dog.  But what I don't get?  HOT yoga.  I think they tried to kill me.  Not sure why, I'm a nice person.  Why would someone try and kill me like that? 
9) Ricky is of primarily Spanish descent, with a little French mixed in. When you think of French cuisine, what comes to mind?

Snails.   I remember going out to dinner once with the boy's father.  He was all proud of himself for ordering escargot.  Big whoop dude.  Eat some Haggis and then come brag to me.  Oh.  Wait.  We'd have to speak for that.  But that's an example of how impressionable I was at a young tender age.  

 

 

It's been a crazy couple of weeks!  I was sick last week, the boy this week.  The best thing I've ever heard out of him?  4AM Tuesday morning, from the bathroom floor - "my body is having a liquidation sale and everything must go".  yes.  He really did.  LOL  If there was ever ANY doubt he's my kid - there's your sign.   Hope nobody else catches whatever it is going around - it's pretty nasty.

Happy Saturday!

 

 

Tiny Buddha is a good place to go...

2014/2015 Meme

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing which originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we try to credit the blog that we stole it from. We also provide a link to the victim's meme in our "Previous Victims" widget. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") Sometimes we edit the original meme, to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, to select the best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from this new meme or recently asked questions from a previously featured meme. 
Cheers to all of us thieves!!! 
2014/2015 Meme, part one 

Stolen from: German Language Rocks

1.What one event, big or small, are you going to tell your grandchildren about?
How moving to Michigan was such a great choice, because sometimes kids just need their Mom - and he wouldn't have had me any other way.

2.If you had to describe your 2014 in 3 words, what would they be?
I don't like this question.  Don't make me pare down my life to 3 words!  That's just not fair!  It was good, it was bad, it was happy it was sad.  Ups and downs.  It was life.  Life can't be described in 3 words. 

3.What new things did you discover about yourself?
That I really have gotten to the point in my life where I'm young enough to know better, but old enough to not give a shit what other people think any more. 

4.What single achievement are you most proud of?
I'm assuming this is just from 2014?  Seeing as how that is the title, right?  There's a great quote "stand up for what you believe in, even if you stand alone".  I've done that a few times.  It's not always the best choice, but it's the one that lets me sleep at night.   

5.What was the best news you received?
The check cleared?  LOL

6.What was your favorite place that you visited in 2014?
Ahhhhhhhhhh the National Seashore.  Cape Cod. 

7.Which of your personal qualities turned out to be the most helpful this year?
See #4

8.Who was your number one go-to person that you could always rely on?
Kim

9.Which new skills did you learn?
Portion control, and the ability to say "no"

10.What, or who, are you most thankful for?
Always, this one:

11.If someone wrote a book about your life in 2014, what kind of genre would it be? A comedy, love story, drama, film noir or something else?
Comedy.  Sheer comedy.  And that was most evidenced by the phone call I received after midnight on NYE.  From a blocked call.  Not sure why I answered it, but I did.  "Jerry's sperm bank, you spank it we bank it" confirming my appointment for 3:00 the next day.  You can't make this shit up

12.What was the most important lesson you learned in 2014?
It seems to be a recurring theme for me.  Family is what you make it.  Not necessarily blood relations. 

13.Which mental block(s) did you overcome?
Letting the past go.  I'm still working on it, but it's a hell of a lot better now than it used to be.

14.What 5 people did you most enjoy spending time with?
All my bitches.  There's more than 5.  They know who they are.. LOL

15.What was your biggest break-through moment career-wise?
Haven't had that one yet.  LOL 

16.How did your relationship to your family evolve?
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.... Knowing that it was OK to let go and not have relationships with people that are related by blood.

17.What book or movie affected your life in a profound way?
There were a few really really good articles that I read that had an affect. One was this one, that I go back to a lot.  http://tinybuddha.com/blog/dealing-with-disappointing-relationships-change-your-expectations/

18.What was your favorite compliment that you received this year?
That I looked fabulous!

19.What little things did you most enjoy during your day-to-day life?
My coffee in the morning before the boy is awake.

20.What cool things did you create this year?
lots of Sunday Stealings.  :)

21.What was your most common mental state this year (e.g. excited, curious, stressed)?
Calm

22.Was there anything you did for the very first time in your life this year?
Don't think so

23.What was your favourite moment spent with your friends?
Watching a friend win a lot of money at the casino is right up there

24.What major goal did you lay the foundations for?
Getting the boy graduated from HS and into college - "no" isn't an option for him

25.Which worries turned out to be completely unnecessary?
I really only had one extremely stressful week, and that was because I was worried about someone else.  I relied on a good friend to help, and that was key to relieving that stress.  I love my friends, I have some of the best ever - and to have someone to go to in a time of need is just beyond anything else that could be good in life.  I truly am "rich" in that regard.  

 

<3 font="" happy="" nbsp="" new="" year="">

The one where I bit my tongue. A LOT..

Kentucky Rain

Welcome to Saturday: 9. What we've committed to our readers is that we will post 9 questions every Saturday. Sometimes the post will have a theme, and at other times the questions will be totally unrelated. Those weeks we do "random questions," so-to-speak. We encourage you to visit other participants posts and leave a comment. Because we don't have any rules, it is your choice. We hate rules. We love memes, however, and here is today's meme!

Welcome to the 1st Sat 9 of 2015

Saturday 9: Kentucky Rain (1970)

Next Thursday, the 8th would be Elvis' 80th birthday, so we're celebrating The King. Here is this week's song.

1. In this song, Elvis hitchhikes across Kentucky. Have you ever hitched a ride?
Nope.  That'd just be downright suicidal these days.  There are so many whackadoodles out there.  Plus?  I have a car.  A jeep in fact.  One that is so bad ass that people want to hitch rides with ME.  Yeah. See.  I'm not the hitcher.  I'm the hitch-ee.  Not that I'd pick up a hitchhiker.  That'd be nuts. 


2. Elvis received his first guitar for his 11th birthday, even though he'd asked his parents for a bicycle. As an adult, how often do you ride a bike? 
I have one, and during the summer, ride it.  I'd ride it more if I thought of it more.  See?  Direct correlation.  Think about it?  Do it.  Don't think about it?  Faggediboudit...

3. When Elvis was a child, his family was very poor, often living in rooming houses or public housing. His classmates teased him for being "trashy," which left him shy. Were you more shy or outgoing as a kid?
Very outgoing.  I remember (and this is SO going to date me) hanging out the rear window of our car, holding a cigarette (of my mothers) at a gas station - and telling the people that were there "hello, my name is Kathy and I'm FIVE"..  they didn't name that doll "Chatty Kathy" for nothing.  LOL

4. While in high school, Elvis mowed neighbors' lawns with a push mower and a sickle. According to The Home Depot, one of today's most popular mowers is a gas-powered Cub Cadet with a self-mulching feature. Tell us about your lawn mower.
Red.  Sears.  It works.  That's about how much thought I give to it.

5. In the 1950s, Frank Sinatra dismissed Elvis as, "deplorable." Yet by the time of Elvis' death, he had revised his opinion and said, "Elvis was the embodiment of the whole American culture." Tell us about something or someone you changed your mind about.
LOLOLOL  Wow.. too many to even acknowledge here.  

6. After Elvis was discharged from the Army, his first performance was on a Sinatra TV special, sponsored by Timex. Do you wear a watch? 
Nope.  After I got laid off in 2003, I took it off and haven't worn one since.  I hated being a slave to it.  

7. Coinciding with Elvis' 80th birthday, there will be an auction of Presley-related memorabilia at his home in Graceland. One item up for bid is a plush toy he gave to an Army buddy's wife in 1958 for the baby she was expecting. Do you know anyone who is looking forward to a baby in 2015?
A FEW people!  I love babies.  They're so darn cute.

8. None of the items being sold at the Graceland auction actually belonged to Elvis at the time of his death. Everything left to daughter Lisa Marie remains in her possession. Do you have something you cherish that was given to you by a close relative?
Really?  This is where I could talk about the baby pictures that I'll never see again.. blah blah blah...  But I do.  I have the sign "Dry Dock" from the cottage on Cape Cod that was my mother's.  

9. The US Postal service sold more than 500 million of the Elvis commemorative stamp. According to the Census Bureau, that was two stamps each for every man, woman and child in the United States. When is the last time you visited the post office?
It was within the last month.  I remember looking at the signs, thinking that the Boy and I need to get in and re do our passport applications.  We've both expired!