Sunday, August 18, 2013

Jeep wins every time...

Let's go!!!

This week's questions come from Cinematic Symphony.

Let Me Give Your Heart A Break Meme
Do you prefer a lot of ice in your drinks or just a little bit of ice? 
  I like enough ice to keep it cold, but not make the drink into a scooby sip.  That makes me crazy!

Which condiment (ketchup, mustard, etc.) do you use the most of?
   I love ketchup on almost everything.  :)  I'll admit it..
Does war scare you?
  Um, no - it excites me.  That's a silly question.  I have a child that is going to graduate high school in 2 years and has to register for the draft.  Of course it scares me.  It scares the shit out of me..
Do you know any songs that are older than you are?
   I know people that have underwear older than I am.  Of course I know songs older than I am.
Are you comfortable sharing drinks with your friends?
   Sure.  Wanna sip? 
What season were you born in?
   Fall.  Must have been a busy February that year..
Have you ever spent over $100.00 on an article of clothing? What was it?
   Sigh... I miss when I was rich.
Do you think you’re too hard on yourself sometimes?
   I'm my own worst critic..
What pizza place do you usually order from?
    Hungry Howie's.  I love their garlic & herb crust.  mmmmmm
Honestly, have you ever mooned or flashed somebody?
    Honestly, you must not know me that well, or you'd know the answer to that question.  Or at least know Wayne.  He has video.  And if he ever shows it again, he will die.  LOL
Do you have a least favorite color?
   Goose shit green?  Green is one of my favorite colors, but there are shades that are reminiscent of poop.  And I know everyone poops, but really, I don't need to look at it constantly.
Honestly, have you ever written something on a bathroom stall?
  What's with these "Honestly,...." questions?  Are you implying that I'd LIE answering any of them?  Honestly... ==shakes head==...  Oh.  Yeah.  I put your phone number with "for a good time.. call"... Anyone call yet?

Who do you consider to be the king of pop?
  MJ is now dead.  So I'd say either JT or Bruno Mars.  Of the living, that is..

Do you know all of the words to any childrens song? 
   Um, really? 
Can you name 3 purple foods?
   Eggplant, blueberries all smushed up and a penis when it's angry.  Or happy.  Not sure about the mood there, but I know it turns purple. 
When was the last time you made a pinky promise?
   I can't tell.  I pinky-promised.
What celebrity do you wish would have a big comeback?
  Not Mickey Rourke, that's for damn sure.  He needs to be on one of those "plastic surgery gone way wrong" shows. 
Do you think your parents know things about you that you don’t want them to?
   Well, my mother's dead.  If the whole after life thing is true, then she's probably seen me do all sorts of stuff.  LOL 
Have you ever walked into a spider web?
Ew! Ew!  YES..
What grocery store do you usually get your food from?
Meijer.  The Walmart down the street sucks after Tracey left.  It's just not the same...
What would be your happily ever after?
  World Peace?  My kid grows up, gets married and has lots of kids?  That he turns into a better man than his father ever was (he's got a leg up so far!), that he's a better parent than I am (we all wish for our kids to do better, right?) and that he finds a nice, rich man for his mom to live happily ever after with. 
When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
  No clue.  I avoid it like the plague.
Who is the worst driver you know?
  Theo (my ex bf).  He was a horrible horrible driver.
How about the best driver?
   Besides me?  Kim's a great driver.  Andy is a great driver.  I'm a good driver.  Yes I am.  Yes I am.  K Mart sucks.
Are you shorter or taller than most of your friends?
  Oh, shut it stretch. 
Do you know anybody who was born on a holiday?
 I was born on United Nations Day.

What is one thing you really don’t like sharing? 
  Lately?  Precious body fluids. 
Have you ever been hit on through text message?
  I was going to say no, then I remember that one time... at band camp... so I'll say YES.  LOL
What was the last junk food you ate? 
  Is a S'More considered junk food?  Cuz it wasn't junk when it hit my lips.  Damn that was good..
Do you prefer sweet or sour candy?
  Sour patch kids.  The atomic warhead version.  Yum.
What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
  Funny you should ask!  Yeung Ling Beer (I think that's how it's spelled?).  It was damn tasty, too.
Currently waiting on something/someone?
  Nope.  only person I wait on is me.
What was the last thing you watched on television?
  I really haven't watched TV much lately, but I'll admit to catching some of the Jimmy Kimmel show Friday night. 
How old will you be in 12 months?
One year older than I am today. 
Do you sleep naked?
  Don't you think that's kind of a personal question?  What do YOU sleep in?
Have you ever held hands with someone in a car?
   LMAO Really?  Was this quiz for 12 year olds? 
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
  I suppose.  I finally quit.  I decided when my car payment was due for the Jeep that it was just about what I spent on cigarettes every month, and I was broke.  I said Jeep or butts.  And really, I liked smoking - I might even have one here or there, but I LOVE my Jeep.  Jeep wins every time. 
What do you say during awkward silences? 
  Key word there?  Silence.  Let's think about that one, shall we?

When will you next see the last person you texted?
  I don't know.  She might come over today, but then again, she might not..
Honestly, when is the last time you have been to Texas?
  Honestly?  When I went to Cancun a bazillion years ago we had a stopover in Houston.  And switched to these little puddle jumpers to get to Cancun.  And all the muscle heads were puking.  I was saying Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  Turbulence.  LOL  Ahhhh good times... good times.... 

Saturday, August 10, 2013

I'll take the bone-chilling cold. And do snow angels. Nekkid.

Saturday 9: Waking Up in Vegas

Thanks to Cat for recommending Katy Perry
1) As she sings about her night in Las Vegas, Katy wonders if she "got hitched last night dressed up like Elvis." Tell us about the last wedding you attended.
What, you didn't read my post about it?  Read.  Click --->HERE One of the best weddings.  Ever!
2) Whenever Crazy Sam visits Las Vegas, she stays at the Paris Hotel and Casino. Have you ever been to Las Vegas, Nevada? What about Paris, France?
Yes, stayed at the Stratosphere and no.  My ex took all his women there, so I didn't go.  I'm not a big fan of playing the same mix tape for different people, know what I mean?  LOL
3) Do you enjoy gambling? Have you had any success at it?
Oh piss off.  At least I don't have people putting horse heads in my bed.  I just dabble.  LOL
4) Las Vegas is served by the RTC Bus Service and the Vegas Monorail System connects many of casinos on The Strip. When was the last time you rode a bus or a train?
I rode a school bus to and from the wedding mentioned in #1 (did I mention that it was a freaking blast?!?) and shit, don't remember the last time I was on a train.. Hmmph.  I might need to rectify that!
5) It's not unusual for the mercury to hit 100ยบ in Vegas in August. Which are you more comfortable in -- extreme heat or bone-chilling cold? 
I love it hot, but only if I have a body of water near by to cool off, otherwise - being that I have hot flashes on a fairly regular basis, so I'll take the bone-chilling cold.  And do snow angels.  Nekkid. 
6) As a little girl, Katy Perry sang nothing but gospel. Do you remember any church songs from your childhood?
Sure.  I sing them all the time.   LOL
7) She made her film debut as the voice of Smurfette in The Smurfs (2011). Who is your all-time favorite cartoon character?
Tiggerssssth are wonderful thingssss
8) Do you consider yourself a picky eater?
Only if there's olives involved
9) You receive an invitation to a party that starts at 7:00 PM. When will you arrive? 
Depends on what kind of party..

Sunday, August 4, 2013

I watch TV to escape from reality - not watch someone else's train wreck lol

Massive Alphabet Meme, part two

The Letter N 

  Do you have a nickname?  Used to be Chesty, but I took care of that shit.. 
  What is your favorite number?  19 
  Do you prefer night or day?  Depends on what I'm doing, but I really like driving during the day more than at night

The Letter O
What is your one wish?  To have enough money to be comfortable Are you an only child?  Right now I am.  That's what you call it when you no longer speak to the others that came out of the same birth canal, right?   They're not my siblings, siblings don't treat each other the way they did me. 
  Do you wish this year was over?  Not really, I'm kind of enjoying summer.  Summer right now is nice, 70's during the day, 50's at night.  I could get used to this!

The Letter P   
What is one fear that you are most paranoid about?  Spiders in my bedroom.  Because I know - I KNOW - I tell you - that one of those fuckers is going to come and lay eggs on my face, and I'll wake up and scratch and thousands of baby spiders will come out of my skin.  That shit's real, isn't it?
  What personality trait would you look for in someone you wanted to date?  NOT having a penis coming out of their forehead would be awesome.  Living is nice.  A spine, Oh! personality trait... Hmmmm well, in case you haven't noticed, I have a pretty, shall we say, strong personality.  Someone would either have to be a stronger personality, or let me run the show - but not let me run all over them - in order for it to work. 

The Letter Q 
 Are you quick to judge people?  Fuck you.  Don't you judge me.  You just step back.  You don't know me.  You don't know my life.  Oh, wait.  No.  Not me.  Never. 

The Letter R Do you think you are always right? ... of course - doesn't mean I am, though. :)
  Do you watch reality T.V.? I like Survivor, and other shows on occasion, but I watch TV to escape from reality - not watch someone else's train wreck lol
  What is a good reason to cry? Your dog died?  What the hell kind of question is that?
The Letter S   

Do you prefer sun or rain?  Depends.  Do I want my grass alive or dead?  I like a good mix.  Like right now it's 63 and sunny - and I'm in heaven.. 
  Do you like snow? Only when I'm having a hot flash, then I'm outside doing snow angels in a bathing suit  
What is your favorite season? All of 'em
The Letter T  

What time is it? Time for you to get a watch!  But in my world it's 10:15 
  What time did you wake up? About 1/2 hour ago 
  When was the last time you slept in a tent?  June.  I love tent camping.  I want to do it again.  Soon.
The Letter U 

Are you wearing underwear? Sempi Ubi Sub ubi  
Do you open your eyes when under water?  Only if I'm looking for something 
The Letter V 

 What is the worst veggie? Beets or turnips.  That shit nasty..  
Where do you want to go on vacation?  The ocean.
 What was your last family vacation together?  Define family - either the wedding in S. Carolina or NY.  Both were family - both different definitions of family.  So take that for your answer, sucka!
The Letter W   

What is your worst habit?   Prolly my potty mouth
Where do you live?  Right here.  What, you can't see me?
The Letter X   

Have you ever had an X-ray?  A few times.  Ultrasounds, CT Scans and MRI's too. 
Have you ever seen the X-Games?  What the heck are those?
  Do you own or have you ever played a xylophone?  Hasn't everyone?
The Letter Y 

 Do you like the color yellow?  Sure
  What year were you born in?  I think that's getting a little personal, don't you?
 What do you yearn for most?  LOLOLOLOL  World Peace.  That works, right??  

The Letter Z 
What is your Zodiac Sign?   I'm a Scorpio, and I like long walks on the beach, and my favorite color is green.... I just threw up a little in my mouth
Do you believe in the Zodiac?   Everybody's got to have something to believe
What is your favorite zoo animal? I always laugh at the Warthogs.  Mr. Cotter!  Mr. Cotter, SIR!  LOL

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Why did they always have to end with "Stairway to Heaven"?

Thanks to Cie for recommending the Monkees
1) This song is about a guy who fell in love when he saw her face. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Wait... have you seen my secret service hunka-hunka of burnin love?  I saw him from a distance when Obama came to Michigan before he was elected the first time.  I fell in love.  Oh man... did I fall in love.  Here, look for yourself!  I could get lost in those dimples..
2) "I'm a Believer" is the best-selling Monkees song. Can you name another one?
"Last Train to Clarksville"... come on now, the Monkees was one of my favorite shows growing up.  I was going to marry Davy Jones.  I didn't care if he was too old for me.  
3) On their TV show, the boys competed for the same girl. Have you and a friend ever been romantic rivals?
muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa  that's some funny shit right there...  No.
4) In another episode, the Monkees visited the circus. If you were confident there was a good strong net beneath you, would you walk across the high wire?
Hells NO..  I'd just jump, because that's where I'd end up anyway!
5) The Monkees show originally aired on Monday nights. Do you have a favorite day of the week?
Friday.  Friday.  Friday.  Makes me feel silly.  I even call it a sexy beast and try and kiss it..
6) Davy Jones guest starred on an episode of The Brady Bunch. The plot revolved around Marcia's efforts to get him to perform at the prom. Share one of your memories from a school dance.
Why did they always have to end with "Stairway to Heaven"?  Come on now.  That was just dumb.  Stupid CYO dances.  I don't know why we ever went to begin with.  Thanks, now you've brought back all that 15 year old angst.  Plus, Marty the basketball coach's sister was usually there and she always tried to beat me up.  Thanks.  Thanks for that. 
7) At the height of their popularity, the Monkees' faces and logo appeared on a lot of merchandise, including lunch boxes. Which would you rather have for lunch -- chicken salad, tuna salad or egg salad?
mmmmmm tuna and egg together!  But the egg salad needs to be warm, and the tuna cold.  Brings me right back to 90 Ellis.  Damn.  I miss Harriet. 
8) You have an afternoon all to yourself. Would you rather spend it at the mall, checking out what's new in the stores and people watching, or walking through the forest, observing the birds and trees and leaves?
What am I, a tree hugger?  Plus there's bugs and shit in the forest, and the birds shit on your head.  I'd rather sit my ass on the beach and catch a tan.  Why isn't that one of the options?  
9) Do you have a good memory for names?
No, but phone numbers?  I remember those from years ago.  Shit.  I just forgot my aunt Chummy's.  I'd had it memorized forever.  LOL