In what kind of world is Gaga more normal than Miley?

August 16, 2014

Would You?

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From "A Place Of My Own" by L'Empress

 Would you ever cheat on someone if they cheated on you?
Why?  Why bother?  If you're both obviously unhappy - why stay together?  I have never cheated on someone (but I've dated more than one person at a time - don't recommend it, too confusing).  I've been cheated on - and said buh-bye..  And if you know my story, you know about the Putz.  LOL

 Would you ever consider becoming a teacher?
I wanted to be a teacher for the longest time.  I never did it though.  I wonder why..

 Would you ever give a hitch-hiker a ride somewhere?
I have, many moons ago.  Now?  Hells to the naw.

 Would you ever try fasting for a whole week?
What the hell is wrong with you?  WHY would someone give up food for a week?  That's just crazy.  I had a hard enough time with clear liquids before my colonoscopy.  Although I did lose 5 lbs.  Hmmmmmmm

 Would you ever try to quit one of your addictions?
I'm a smoker.  I realized that I've smoked longer than I haven't smoked.  I know I need to quit.  It's just hard dammit.

 Would you ever dye your hair purple?
Sure, why not?  Hair color isn't permanent.

 Would you ever spend $100 for the best tasting hamburger in the world?
I'd have a really hard time justifying that.  But hey - I spent $100 in the casino last night.  How do I justify THAT?  LOL

 Would you rather chew gum off the ground or kill a squirrel?
Gum off the ground is nasty.  So are squirrels.  Die, squirrel die!

 Would you rather play Monopoly or Operation?
Either

 Would you rather eat chocolate or fruity candies?
Um, that's a silly question. 

 Would you rather listen to one CD forever or become deaf?
That's a silly question.  As long as it's a good CD, I'm all good.

 Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Neither.

 Would you rather text or talk on the phone?
Talk on the phone.  Texting is so much effort. 

 Would you rather spend a day with Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus?
Gaga - she'd be way more normal, believe it or not.

 Would you rather learn to play piano or guitar?
Guitar is cool

 Would you rather have a stomach-ache or headache?
Stomach-ache.  Then I'd lose weight, right?

 Would you rather be overly interesting or overly dull?
You can never be too interesting!

 Would you rather be too loud or too quiet?
I come from the Loud Family, so that's a no-brainer!