Sunday, November 9, 2014

I want to be bad ass like Carol..

It has been one long ass week.  If I could only impart one bit of wisdom before I pass (which hopefully won't be for a long time)  - I hope it's this - people, people, people - STOP with the secrets about things that shouldn't be secrets!  Hopefully that's not too cryptic.  But Jesus Christmas - what a mess people leave behind when they pull that shit.  And it all comes out eventually.  Tell the truth while you're still here - then people can actually get answers that they might want.  Instead of being left angry and never able to get the answers they need.    
On to Sunday Stealing...
Welcome back to Sunday Stealing which originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we try to credit the blog that we stole it from. We also provide a link to the victim's meme in our "Previous Victims" widget. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") Sometimes we edit the original meme, to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, to select the best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from this new meme or recently asked questions from a previously featured meme. 
Cheers to all of us thieves!!! 

From Brighter And Wider Than Snow

  The Blue Meme 

26) Are you happy with the person you've become?

Wait?  What happened to 1-25?  Did I miss a week or something?  I don't understand?!?

27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

Nails on a chalkboard, a baby's first belly laugh

28) What's your biggest "what if"?

Hmmm... Here's the thing.  That's one of those "woulda, coulda, shoulda" type questions.  I really try not to think about "what if" - because that changes what IS.  I like what IS.  It's made me who I am today.  I like me.  A lot.  I am kind of bad ass, like Carol on The Walking Dead.  She is major bad ass.  I like to think that if there were a zombie apocalypse - I'd be a bad ass like Carol..

29) Do you believe in ghosts?
Meh... I do, however, like to believe that there is some kind of an afterlife.  This really can't be all there is, right?  AND?  If there is?  There is one major can of whoop-ass being opened up right now.  And it's well deserved.
30) How about aliens?

Wait?  You mean ALF isn't real?

31) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Moving to Michigan to give my son a better life.

32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
I've been in a very dark place before.  That wasn't pretty.  It's not easy to get out of that dark place, or stay out of it. 
33) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

If you look at the great masters - they were all fucking nuts.  But I look at people now, and just think "you're fucking nuts" - certainly not that they are creative by any stretch.  Because apparently, these days?  Fucking nuts also equals dumb as a post in most cases.

34) Most attractive actor of your opposite gender?

There are a lot of very handsome guys out there.

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
Wait.  You mean it's NOT 42???

36) Define "Art".
Shit that I'd hang on the walls.

37) Do you believe in luck?
I believe in karma. 

38) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Well, for a start?  Honesty. 
Honesty is such a lonely word.....Everyone is so untrue.  Billy Joel was right.  Sometimes..
39) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?Walking on Sunshine.  Katrina and the Waves.  It never fails.  :)
40) Where were you yesterday?
Selling some Tastefully Simple, and then at the hockey game.  And you?

41) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
A broken heart.  It took a long time to heal that shit.

42) Do you have any obsessions right now?
Did you just call me a stalker? 
43) What's up?
The moon.  Star.  Skies.  Looks like the sun's on it's way too.

44) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

That question?  Comedy.  Right there.

45) Do you believe in real magic?

I believe in Karma.
46) Do you ever hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

I really believe in Karma.  And people that have done me wrong?  Not so much.  But fuck with my kid?  I will MESS.  YOU.  UP.

47) What's your favorite (non-pet) animal?
Chia Hand.  Rising from the grave.  A la Walking Dead.  

48) What is your secret weapon to get people to like you?

If the time is right, and I really really  want them to like me?  I'll flash my boobs.  They're fabulous.  OH~  And it's 3 years ago this week that they went from fluffy to flat!  Well, not flat.  But fabulous.  Yup. 

49) Where is your best friend?
I have a couple of them.  Which one are you asking about?
50) What do you think is Satan's last name
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  That's some funny shit right there..



Kwizgiver said...

I must Google the Chia Hand thing. That could be amusing.

I am Harriet said...

I agree on the Karma thing.

CountryDew said...

I wondered what happened to the first 25 questions, too.

And a chia hand? Sounds creepy.