Sunday, December 2, 2012

You're right - I can't pee standing up..

Sunday Stealing: The Not So Manly Meme

1. Boxers? Briefs? Boxer briefs? Thongs? Bikinis? Commando?
Wouldn't you like to know.. 

2. What’s your fussiest personal care routine?
Waking up?  Seriously.  I don't have time for that shit.
3. Do you have a favorite tool? Power or manual?
LMAO... there are so many places I could go with this...
4. Can you change your own oil? Do you?
Yes.  No.
5. What’s the “manliest / 'womenliest” thing you do on a regular basis?
Shave my legs and armpits
6. What’s something “manly” that you never learned how to do?
Shave my balls?  Pee standing up?
7. Do you ever cry? If so, what’s your trigger?
Yes.  Sad shit.
8. Do you have a chivalrous streak? How does it manifest itself?
I fight for the underdog - I am one of the nicest people that you will ever meet, but if you start to fuck with someone that can't or won't fight back - I'll annihilate your shit.   Just ask Vinnie the woman beater/ neighborhood bully.  I can't stand his sleazy car salesman ass - and he knows it.
9. Do you have a chauvinistic streak? How does it manifest itself?
Nah.........   Although, along the same lines of that - I do admit to stereotyping sleazy car salesmen.  Like Vinnie.  that lives in the neighborhood.  He is the epitome of one - and anyone that's ever looking for a car?  I'll send to their competition, or another salesperson at the same dealership.  LOLOLOLOL
10. What’s your favorite movie?
The one where that guy, you know - does that thing?
11. What’s the dumbest, testosterone-inspired thing you’ve ever seen?
I saw this yesterday:
And while they got lucky and it was almost 60 degrees out - if it had been cold, there would have been #1 a LOT of shrinkage and #2 a bunch of really freaking cold peeps
12. What quality do you think makes a good man good? Do you have that quality?
Honest, loyal, you know - all that mushy shit.  Do I?  I suppose..
13. Toilet seat up or down?
I don't like sinking into the water - down, please..
14. If your significant other is away, do you cook for yourself or eat out of cans and boxes (or rely on local drive-throughs and delivery)?
Do you not read my blog?  I do NOT have an SO.  Although - if you ask Vinnie in my neighborhood - he thinks I'm gay - because no straight woman could possibly stand up to him. LOL  
I'm a damn good cook.  'Nuff said..
15. What societal expectation of being a man / women do you most resent?
That women can't keep up or do the same things (with the exception of scratching their balls).  That's dumb. 
16. What’s the best part - societal-wise - about being a man / women?
17. Will you stop to ask for directions?
if I need them - but since I have a GPS and a smart phone?  I usually don't.
18. What’s one thing about your significant other that you just cannot understand, no matter how hard you try?
That bastard refuses to show his face
19. What do you need to have in the shower?
Water is usually a requirement.. then a drain... and some shampoo/conditioner and soap are good to have..
Speaking of all that - if you watch Revolution - how do they manage to look clean all the time? 
20. Do you burp/fart/scratch? Do you do anything stereotypically male?"Since you are computer savey.  I already know everything you do, say and post.   There is a reason I am the Internet Director"  These are Vinnie's words to me - so if I DID do anything stereotypically male, I couldn't put it here - that would just go along with his claim that I'm a lesbian.  

Have a happy day! 


I am Harriet said...

Dang- that is a dumb thing to have to see....

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

I went with "sad shit" for crying as well...

katie eggeman said...

Those people in revolution have good hair and good teeth too. And why it the fat

**** April **** said...

Sad Shit..

ROFL... Love it!

Mr said...

Haha I love reading your answers! you are so real! Great read!! Shaving *your balls made me howl!!