The second bank approved me!!! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Thank goodness. I had to do the new home walk-through tonight, and it all worked, looked all nice and clean and had that "new carpet" smell. I think because of all the shit of the past 2 weeks they may let me move in before I close, too - they're going to push it all through as soon as they can, but just in case it can't be done by Friday I'm going to ask.
And John Denny from Wells Fargo? He's a liar liar pants on fire. The man seriously LIED to me on the phone and I caught him. Asshole.