Sunday, March 17, 2013

There are bars on Disney cruises, right? Please?


Saturday 9: Hakuna Matata

1) Sam is crazy for The Lion King. Do you have a favorite Disney movie?
Escape to Witch Mountain.  The original.  LOL  Really, I don't know.  Oh, wait.  was Evil Dead a Disney Movie?  Huh... didn't think so..

2) The song tells us that Hakuna Matata "means no worries." Is something worrying you right now?
Come on, I'm a single mom.  I'm a homeowner.  Of COURSE there is always something worrying me.  I worry about lots of things - everyone does.  Right now I'm worried that my niece isn't having fun meeting a bunch of family at the annual St Patrick's Day bash.  I wish I were there to help her out.  But considering the fact that I haven't heard anything from her - I think she's OK.  LOL

3) Who is the most optimistic person you know?
Me.  Come on now.  That was easy.  I'm always a glass half full person. 

4) Elton John wrote "Hakuna Matata" but didn't record it. Name a song Sir Elton is famous for singing.
Jeez luiz, that man could sing the phone book and be famous for it.   I love Rocket Man.  Ba-Ba-Ba BENNY and the Jets, Crocodile rock - all that great stuff :)

5) Can you play the piano?
Can you put tulips on an organ?  Everyone knows chopsticks, at least. 

6) Congratulations! You just won a guided African Safari Tour! 8 days in Zambia and Botswana for you and a friend. All expenses paid, and allowing you access to breathtaking, unforgettable sights. It takes at least 30 hours to get there, and before you go you'll need yellow fever and hepatitis vaccinations and medication to prevent malaria. Are you up for it?
Sure.  But why can't I just go to the beach for a week?  Isn't there a cash option?

7) There's been a mistake. You really won a 4-night Disney Bahamas Cruise for two. Are you relieved or disappointed that you'll be partying with a guy in a Simba suit on the Lido Deck instead of observing a real lion in the wild?
Shoot me now.  I'll be at the bar.  They do have bars on Disney cruises, don't they?

8) Let's bring this back to real life -- do you have any vacation plans?
I'm headed to S Carolina Wednesday for 5 days.  Wedding.  Fun.  Wedding fun.  Oh yeah....

9) Describe your luggage. Is it durable and high quality? Or are you like Crazy Sam, who has been known to use an Old Navy shopping bag as her carry-on?
Don't you judge me.  I have so much luggage I give it away.  I got like 12 suitcases (really good, leather stuff) at an estate sale.  The one I use the most?  The hard-sided one.  You can fit SO much shit in there, it's ridiculous.  So that's what I use.  



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