Sunday, October 6, 2013

Just let me shit my pants and crawl home please..

Saturday 9: You're So Vain
1) Samantha Winters is very vain about her light blonde locks. What's your best feature?
OMG my boobs.  They are FABULOUS.  Totally serious.  You should see them.

2) Carly Simon is the daughter of a wealthy family (Simon & Shuster Publishing). How would your life today be different if you knew there was a large sum of inherited money in your future?
There would be a house/cottage on Martha's Vineyard that belonged to me.  And I would be in law school.  :)

3) October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and Carly is a proud breast cancer survivor. Has breast cancer -- or cancer of any type -- touched you, your family or your circle of friends?
Are you serious?  Shirley?  Seriously?  Let me make a list.
Aunt Maggie - breast cancer.
My mother - colon cancer
My uncle Richie - brain cancer
My grandmother - cancer - so much that we didn't know what the primary was
And that's just my mother's side of the family.  Shall I go on? 

4) Carly has been known to perform with her sister, Lucy, and their oldest sister Joanna is a mezzo-soprano. Is your family musical?
My father sings.  As for the rest of them?  Pffft.  They can't sing with their heads up their asses.  Oh.  Wait.  Too soon?

5) Carly suffers from stage fright, a liability in her profession. When was the last time fear got the better of you?
I hate standing in front of people and talking.  I know, right?  Me?  If it's in a casual setting, I'm fine - I'll hold court any time.  But in a professional setting?  Just let me shit my pants and crawl home please..

6) Do you wear hats?
No, they look dumb on me

7) Autumn is known as "sweater weather." Is there a chill in the air where you are today?
It's 56 outside.  That, to me, is perfect.  Great "hot flash" weather.  And anybody need sweaters?  I can't wear them any more.  No.  Seriously.  If you have been through menopause, you know what I'm talking about.  You have to dress in layers.  Sweaters can't come off fast enough.  LOL

8) Do you drink bottled water?
Yes, my tap water tastes like crap.

9) What color is your toothbrush?
Pink, I think?  Or maybe purple.  I don't pay that much attention to it..

1 comment:

The Gal Herself said...

It sucks about your tap water. Bottled water can be so expensive!