I don't want to be the mistress of anything. Ain't nobody got time for that.

From My Random Randomness

My Random Randomness Meme, part 3


1) What room are you in?
My office/den/book room.. it's off the kitchen.  Which reminds me, some lady called me yesterday to ask some questions about her daycare license - and she FLUSHED THE TOILET while she was on the phone with me.  If I was a friend - I could maybe understand it - I mean, come on, we've all done it.  You know the "flush and run" or the "I don't care, you're my biffle and I'm gonna flush" but a total stranger?  No way..  

2) Can you solve a rubix cube?
Pffft... Rubix, cubix...  Back in the day i could.. Now?  Ain't nobody got time for that!  By the way - if you haven't seen this video?  You should.  HY-sterical...

3) Are you psychic in any way?
I am.  I can move things with my mind.  And I can leap tall buildings in a single bound.  Who the hell does anything related to a "bound"?  Cause that?  That's whack.  And like I said, "ain't nobody got time for that"...

4) What star sign are you?
No Crossing...  oh.  Wait.  STAR sign... Scorpio.  Four days to prepare.  Get it right.  

5) What's your favorite color?
Usually I'd say green or yellow, but today?  TODAY it's RED.  As in my beloved Red Sox.  That won last night.  Awesome game.  Did I mention that the Sox WON?  And now they're going to the World Series?  Yep.  I got time for that..

6) What's your lucky number?
5.  The amount of runs the Sox scored last night to beat the Tigers..  4 of them were from a grand slam.  Oh it was so pretty... I got time for that...


7) Do you have any chores that should be done now?
I'm sorry.  Did you say chores???  Who says that any more?  Wait.  Are we in a time warp?  Do we do bounding chores now?  Do I need to go milk the cow, Bessie?  Shit.  If I'm in a time warp I definitely put myself into the wrong era.  

8) Did you have a cherished childhood teddy bear or other toy?
Did you NOT read last week about my beloved Raggedy Ann?   Jesus, bring it up again, why don't you.  Are you trying to make me cry??


9) What was the last thing you bought from a vending machine?
flavored condoms.  We wanted to see if they really tasted like they said they would.  That was an interesting night at the bar.  LOL

10) What shoe size are you?

8 1/2.  What, checking to see if I'm a shoe-throwing Mama gooney goo-goo?


11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Prolly not as many as you.  High heels gave me bunions, and no support gave me plantar fascitiis.  So I have a good 3-4 pairs that I wear all the time.  And my sneakers.  Must have sneakers.

12) If you were prime minister/ruler of the world what laws would you make?
Equality for all.  No more shut downs of any government and if it ever happens again, those responsible are tossed out of office and women are put in their place.  Don't you remember?  We're women.  WE.  GET.  SHIT... DONE...

13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
Invisibility.  Because there are a few walls I would love to be a fly on.  LOL

14) and what would your hero name be?
Master of invisibility.  Or wait, would it be Mistress?  Shit.  I don't want to be the mistress of anything.  Ain't nobody got time for that.  Been there, done that, designed the t-shirt.  
I'd be SuperAwesomeInvisibilityGirl!  That's it!

15) and what outfit would you wear?
It doesn't matter.  I'd be invisible.  I'd run around buck nekkid.  Just because I could!

16) What was your last dream about?
The Red Sox heading to the World Series.  Oh, wait - they ARE!!!  Yay!!  I love it when my dreams come true :-)

17) What would you do if you won the lottery?
Depends.  I'm going to go with Powerball, by myself.  Because the daily numbers don't add up to much, and scratch tickets can only get you so far.  I'd pay off my mortgage, and then probably a few friends' mortgages.   Buy a summer cottage on the Vineyard.  Set up some kind of trust that helps single parents go to college.  Put the rest in the bank and let it go forth and multiply.  And not have to worry about paying the bills ever again. 

18) Would you like to build/design your own house?
Nah.  Ain't nobody got time for that.  That's what architects and designers are for.

19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?
I like Amtrak.  It was cool when I was working in downtown Boston.  You know - where the RED SOX are from?  

21) Can you juggle?
No.  Can you roll your tongue?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

My Random Randomness, part 2

Well shit.  Now I have to go back and get part 1.  Dagnabbit! 

My Random Randomness Meme - Part I (because I missed it)..

1. How did you choose your baby's or pet's names?
   Well, Ninja is a stealth like Ninja kitty - hence her name.  And my baby?  Was originally going to be John after my grandfather, but his father wasn't crazy about John, so at midnight before he was born - it was changed to Josh.  The funny thing?  I call him John every once in a while LOL  And he's not a baby.  He's almost 17..
   
2.  Have you ever been fishing?
   Yes.. hasn't everyone? 
   
3. Have you ever had your national flag painted on your face?
   No.  That's dumb...
   
4. What was the last social faux pas you made?
   I let one rip at the party I was at last night.  Only my friend Carrie heard it, but it was damn funny.  LOL
   
5. What makes you nostalgic?
   Pictures
   
6. What's the scariest thing you've ever done?
   This:  OK, well apparently the picture feature is effed up. So it's ^^^^ that.. 
   
7. What fairy tale character would you most associate with?
   Oh Jesus, I don't know.  Who pays attention to fairy tales anyway..
   
8. How much do you tend to swear in public?
   Too fucking much, if you ask me..
   
9.  If you ruled your own country, who would you get to write your national anthem?
   Blake Shelton.  It'd be kick ass.  LOL
   
10. Who is the most intelligent person you know?
    Duh... ME..
    
11. What's the craziest thing you've ever done for someone?
    Flew back to Boston for less than 24 hours to surprise my friend Julie..
    
12. What's the worst piece of advice anyone has ever given you?
    Hmmmm I don't know.  I'm going to come back to this one..
    
13. If you had to describe yourself as a flavor, what would it be?
    Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity
    
14.  If you had to describe yourself as a car, what would it be?
    VW Bus..
    
15.  If you had to describe yourself as an animal, what would it be?
    a pug.. LOL
    
16.  Do you think laughing at someone else's misfortune is wrong?
    I have a tendency to laugh at things that others wouldn't.  So I guess, no - but only if they can't hear you?
    
17.  If a loved one was to serenade you, what song would you most like them to sing?
    
    
18. Would you ever let your parents pick out a partner for you?
    HELLS no
    
19.  Have you ever tried spam? (the meat product)
    I grew up in the 70's.  It was a staple at my house.

From My Random Randomness

My Random Randomness Meme, part 2

1. What was your first alcoholic drink?
   Some nasty moonshine shit
   
2. What was your first job?
   food services at South Shore Hospital
   
3. What was your first car?
   Ricardo Montalbon used to sing about it all the time!
   Vooooooooooolare woah woah... Voooooolare oh oh oh oh...
   
4. What was your first mobile phone?
   A big clunky one that had the antenna that you pulled up...
   
5. What is your first proper memory?
   proper?  seriously?  taking my shoes off at library school. 
   
6. Who was your first teacher?
   it was the ladies at Fogg Library.  I went to library school. 
   
7. Which fictional character do you wish was real?
   My imaginary boyfriend.  He's freaking hot.  And has really big hands.
   
8. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
   Disney World.  1972, I think?
   
9. Who was your first best friend?
   Raggedy Ann.  And my siblings threw her down into the alley where the Doberman lived.  And the doberman ate her.  I should have known then how things would turn out.
   
10. What was your first detention for?
    I never had detention.  I don't think. 
    
11. What's your strongest sense?
    My Bullshit detector.
    
12. Who was your first kiss?
    Jesus, what is this - walk down memory lane? 
    
13. What was the first film you remember seeing at the cinema?
    Debbie does Dallas.  Can you tell I am bored with part II already?  LOL
    
14. What's the largest amount of money you've ever won?
    $500 on a scratch ticket.  Two days before I went on vacation.  It was freaking awesome..
    
15. What's the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree?
    $300 something?  I had to get an outfit for my ex's grandfather's funeral.  I bought the outfit and didn't look at any of the price tags.  Sigh... I miss when I was rich...
    
16. If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
    Handle with care.  May explode with little to no notice. 
    
17. Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone?
    Muahahahahahahaaaaa...  maybe.  Don't judge.  But I will say - karma is the best revenge - and all you have to do is sit back and watch.
    
18.  Have you ever been to a live concert?
    Does the pope shit in the woods?
    
19. Have you ever been to see stand up comedy?
    Does the pope shit in the woods?
    
20. Have you ever needed stitches?
    Again... does the pope shit in the woods?
    
    

I find usually when I flush people are ready to hang up. LOL

Hopelessly Devoted to You

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Saturday 9: Hopelessly Devoted to You

Olivia Newton-John is a breast cancer survivor and October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Please spread the word about early detection.

 

 

 

1) This is a sad song about unrequited love. What's your favorite love song, and is it happy or sad?

     Hmmm it's changed along the years, but I really like "Happy" by Bruce..  And there's a new one by Hunter Hayes, featuring Jason Mraz.  "Everybody's got Somebody but Me".  LOL  I love anything by Jason Mraz.  Plus he's cute. 

2) This song is from the Grease soundtrack. When that movie came out in 1978, the price of a postage stamp was just 15¢. When's the last time you visited the post office?

I had to mail a package over the summer.  It was then.  Yeah.  Yeah.  That's the ticket.  :)  I have boxes in my house and they're for different people (my cousin Michelle's kids, my niece Erin and Josh's sister Marisa) when they're full - I mail them.   Some take longer than others.  LOL (Erin and Marisa)..  It's fun.  :)

3) Not many people know that Olivia's maternal grandfather, Max Born, won the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1954. Share something about yourself that we might not have known before this morning.

My boobs are fabulous.  Oh.  Wait.  I think I told you all that already.  Hmmm...  I snore?  um....  oh shit, I don't know.  

4) Olivia's father was an officer in MI5, the UK's secret service. Sam's most recent run-in with the authorities had less intrigue or glamor, as it included a policeman pointing out the stop sign she'd somehow missed. Tell us about your most recent encounter with law enforcement.

BAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!  I'll put this here, just because.  LMAO  Oh.  Wait.  Too soon?  Not soon enough?  That was the closest encounter I've had with law enforcement.  LOL  I am good - I have friends that are in law enforcement and any encounters are usually out and about in social settings.  I'll be seeing some tonight, as a matter of fact.  At a Rickey Bobby Talledaga Nights party.  We're all supposed to dress up like someone from the movie.  I've never seen the movie, so maybe I'll be one of the gaffers, or the boom boy? 

 

 

5) Olivia is part owner of an exclusive, luxury retreat called Gaia. If you had a day of free access to a heated pool, golf course, tennis court, gym, and day spa, but could only use one, which one would you choose?Um, duh.  Day spa.  I could make all that shit last for the day.  And when I thought I was done - I'd go back for ANOTHER massage.  Just because I could.  LOL

6) Are you flirtatious?

Are you textually active?

7) Do you more often wear silver, gold, or platinum?

Oh this is a good one.  I wear silver or white gold.  If ever asked, though - I'll take platinum.  An ex boyfriend bought me a (yellow) gold necklace/earrings set.  Very pretty - not my style at all.  When I mentioned that I wasn't a huge fan of yellow gold, his response was "you never wear it, that's why I got you this, so you'd have some to wear"... Um.  D'OH... I don't wear it because I DON'T LIKE IT...  We broke up.  I returned it.  I got white gold and diamond necklace.  Looks like this:

 Much nicer.  More my style.  And worth a pretty penny.  Thanks T!

8) When you're on the phone, do you usually make the first move toward ending the call? Or do you find it hard to say goodbye?

I find usually when I flush people are ready to hang up.  LOL

 

9) Would you rather be smarter, richer, or more attractive than you are right now?

Duh, richer.  I could afford people to know shit for me (but I will say, I'm pretty smucking fart all on my own), and more attractive?  When I'm rich, I can afford plastic surgery.  First up?  Tummy tuck!  

Just let me shit my pants and crawl home please..

Saturday 9: You're So Vain

1) Samantha Winters is very vain about her light blonde locks. What's your best feature?

OMG my boobs.  They are FABULOUS.  Totally serious.  You should see them.

2) Carly Simon is the daughter of a wealthy family (Simon & Shuster Publishing). How would your life today be different if you knew there was a large sum of inherited money in your future?

There would be a house/cottage on Martha's Vineyard that belonged to me.  And I would be in law school.  :)

3) October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and Carly is a proud breast cancer survivor. Has breast cancer -- or cancer of any type -- touched you, your family or your circle of friends?

Are you serious?  Shirley?  Seriously?  Let me make a list.

Aunt Maggie - breast cancer.

My mother - colon cancer

My uncle Richie - brain cancer

My grandmother - cancer - so much that we didn't know what the primary was

And that's just my mother's side of the family.  Shall I go on? 

4) Carly has been known to perform with her sister, Lucy, and their oldest sister Joanna is a mezzo-soprano. Is your family musical?

My father sings.  As for the rest of them?  Pffft.  They can't sing with their heads up their asses.  Oh.  Wait.  Too soon?

5) Carly suffers from stage fright, a liability in her profession. When was the last time fear got the better of you?

I hate standing in front of people and talking.  I know, right?  Me?  If it's in a casual setting, I'm fine - I'll hold court any time.  But in a professional setting?  Just let me shit my pants and crawl home please..

6) Do you wear hats?

No, they look dumb on me

7) Autumn is known as "sweater weather." Is there a chill in the air where you are today?

It's 56 outside.  That, to me, is perfect.  Great "hot flash" weather.  And anybody need sweaters?  I can't wear them any more.  No.  Seriously.  If you have been through menopause, you know what I'm talking about.  You have to dress in layers.  Sweaters can't come off fast enough.  LOL

 

8) Do you drink bottled water?
Yes, my tap water tastes like crap.

9) What color is your toothbrush?
Pink, I think?  Or maybe purple.  I don't pay that much attention to it..

if The Walking Dead ends up with a shitty ending, I am going to give up on TV forever

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From The Real Mrs. Kelley at Whipped Cream & Lollipops
Movies/Television Meme

1. Name your favorite movie actor:   Hmmm.. .Not sure.  I love Sean Connery, so probably him?  Geez.  I don't go to movies so.. .Oh wait.  Magic Mike.  Yeah.  He was nice to look at....
   
2. Name your favorite movie actress:   I really like Julia Roberts, and when I was younger and had curly hair, I was told I looked like Meg Ryan.  I never saw it though.. 
    
3. Name your favorite tv actor:   Too many to pick one.  And really, I don't like them for their acting skills, I go for the beefcake these days..
   
4. Name your favorite tv actress:   I really like the women actresses on The Walking Dead.  And Orphan Black - that one chick plays like 10.  She's freaking amazing.
   
5. Name your favorite television show right now: The Walking Dead.  Hands Down.
   
6. Name a few really cool movies you’ve recently seen: None.  I very rarely go to the movies.
   
7. Your favorite canceled television show:  LOST.  I'm still that show's bitch.  Hated the ending, and if The Walking Dead ends up with a shitty ending, I am going to give up on TV forever. 
   
8. Name one movie you wish you hadn’t wasted time/money on recently: Lincoln.  Couldn't get into it.
   
9. You would never watch a movie with:  People I don't like? 
   
10. Favorite candy/food to watch movies with:   Popcorn and M&M's.  Together.  And Lemonade.  the whole sweet/salty thing is delightful.  And lemonade makes the popcorn dissolve in your mouth.  Yummy. 
    
11. Three favorite tv channels:  That's like making you choose your favorite child.  I can't do that.
    
12. Favorite reality or competition show:  Loved the Amazing Race last year, because one of the hockey brothers used to play for our local team.  I'm always a fan of Survivor.  Loved that Cochrane won last year. 
    
13. Cable or satellite?   Satellite.  Cable is the antichrist.
    
14. Do you watch more movies at home or at the theater?  At home.
    
15. Is there a time of year that you watch more tv?  Yeah winter, when I'm hibernating and putting on my winter weight.  Shit.  Do I have to put on winter weight?  I really want to lose it, not gain it. 
    

F the F'ers and the F'ing Christmas Decorations up in F'ing August

Saturday 9: Seattle

Unfamiliar with this week's song? Hear it here.

1) Let's get the obvious out of the way: Have you ever been to Seattle?

Yep :)

2) Businessweek named Seattle one of the best places to live, citing its clean air, low crime and high employment. What makes your current hometown a great place to live?

It's a small town, where everybody knows your name.  I live in a development that used to be a corn field.  There are corn fields all around us, and I get to watch beautiful sunsets every night.  I don't have any rush hour traffic, my commute is 20 min, and that's with red lights.  Is that enough?

3) In this song, Bobby brags about how green Seattle is. Is it still green where you are? Or are the trees beginning to show their fall colors?
It's still green - I'm looking at my grass right now!

4) This song was the theme of a 1968-1970 show called Here Come the Brides. Do you know the words to any other TV theme?

Here's a story, of a lovely lady... who was bringing up three very lovely girls.... (see if you can get that out of your head now LOL)

5) Bobby Sherman was once America's #1 teen idol, selling millions of records and earning 5 Gold Albums. Girls who wrote to his fan club received a postcard back signed, "Peace, Love & Bobby Sherman." Have you ever belonged to a fan club?

Maybe.  Don't you judge me.  And I was NOT stalking.  Just looking in the windows. 

6) Alas, the career of a teen idol can be short, and by fall 1970, Bobby was replaced on magazine covers by David Cassidy. Sherman went on to a second career with the LAPD, instructing officers in CPR and first aid. Do you know how to perform CPR? The Heimlich Maneuver? 

 Yes indeed!  Although my certification expired a zillion years ago.  I'm sure I could do it if needed..

7) The "disc" you see shown is actually made of cardboard and was printed on the back of a Post Alpha-Bits cereal box. It was one of four that Post printed on different cereals back in 1970 so that Bobby-loving little girls would have to go through lots of different cereals to collect the whole set. What's your favorite breakfast cereal?

A mix of Honey Nut Cheerios and Wheaties.  Yum.  Or, if there aren't any wheaties around, the HN Cheerios with a banana sliced up.  Oh double yum.

8) Crazy Sam can't decide if she wants berries or banana slices with her cereal. Which would be your choice?

BANANA!!

9) Do you ever eat cereal straight out of the box? Drink milk directly from the carton?

Meh.. sometimes

 

 And now... Sunday's...

Fall/Autumn Meme 

 First of all, is autumn your favorite season? Why or why not? One of them.  I really like days in the 70's and cool nights.  Best sleeping.  Great amount of sun.  The days are just perfect.

Is it ‘autumn’ or ‘fall’, to you?

Um, duh.  It's fall.  

What kind of weather does your area get during this season? 

Sunny days in the 70's, and then into the 40's at night.

Were you born in an autumn month? 

Why yes, yes I was!

Do you pay attention to any ‘fall fashions’?
I know not to wear white after Labor Day.  Unless it's winter white.  Try explaining that one to someone that doesn't get it.  

Which leaf color is your favorite? 

Seriously?  Um, red.  Yeah..

Is it still fun to rake the leaves and jump in piles of them?
Absolutely!

When can you really tell that it’s autumn? 

Ahhhhhhh, when it's not longer summer?  

Do you enjoy carving pumpkins? 

Not really.  It's messy.  I'd just as soon color a face on them. 

Do you eat the pumpkin seeds? If so, do you put any kind of flavoring on it?

Huh?

Are you planning to go to a pumpkin patch this year?

I did!  I did!

Which was your favorite Halloween costume to wear?

I won first prize - best costume ever!  I was an outhouse.  :)

Are you planning to go trick-or-treating? Why or why not?

Ahhh, because I'm not a kid?

Are there any county fairs or festivals held nearby during this time?

Probably

What is your favorite dessert for this time of year? 

Pumpkin anything

Is your Thanksgiving Day in October or November, if you even celebrate it?

last Thursday in November!

If you do celebrate it, where do you usually have Thanksgiving dinner?

ahhhhhhhhh, it varies?

Do you remember any crafts you used to do that were autumn-themed? 

Yeah, I remember tracing my hand and making a turkey out of it. 

Are any of your favorite bands doing a fall tour this year? 

No clue.

Which new TV show are you looking forward to this season? Hostages looks interesting.  But The Walking Dead is new to me, so I'm really really looking forward to that..

How does autumn typically make you feel?

What is this, sit around and talk about our feelings day? 

What color do you always associate with autumn? 

FALL COLORS.   I'm getting annoyed with all these color, touchy-feely type questions..

Is there a song that always reminds you of this season? No.  Should there be?

Do you have any seasonal traditions?
We do Halloween in my driveway.  Ours is a fairly new neighborhood, so there are tons of kids that come here for trick or treating.  We set up the fire pit in the driveway, and a bunch of neighbors turn out their lights and come over.  It's like one stop shopping.  The kids get candy from all the adults, and there is hot apple cider with the option to add some tasty adult beverages to it. 

Do you spend a lot of time outside during this time of the year? 

As much as I can.

How can you tell that fall is over?  
Oh. Um.  When the snow starts to fall?

What is a typical autumn outfit that you wear?

What are you, stalking me?

Describe a perfect autumn day:  

Cool.  Sunny.  No work. 

Do you hate it when stores start promoting Christmas early? 

Fuck the fuckers and their fucking decorations LOL

What is your favorite thing about this season?  

It's not Christmas season...

Straighter than a Westboro Baptist church member...

Taken from [[MORE]]: part three
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Most daring Dare you have ever done?
    I jumped off the JAWS bridge in Martha's Vineyard.  That was scarier than shit.  Not that high - but shit, I was scared.  But kids were watching me, everyone else did it - and it didn't help that the whole beach was yelling "you can do it Kathy"!!..  It was fun.  I did it.  Now I don't ever have to do it again.  Unless I want to.  LOL
When is the last time you did something you knew was wrong?
     hmmmm  Depends on what you consider "wrong"... Wrong as in - "oh man that was wrong" or "Holy shit, you shouldn't have done that"...

What was on your mind most today?
     Nothing yet.  I slept in, loved waking up and having it in the 50's and have nothing on the agenda for the day.  My kind of day!
Have a best friend?
    Doesn't everyone have at least one?  Come on now..
If you were upset, who’ s the first person you would go to?
     Prolly Kim.  She's my biffle.  And when I do shit that's wrong - she calls me out on it.  LOL
When was the last time someone yelled at you?
    Yelled as in "you go girl" or "holy shit you shouldn't have done that" yelled...  You are a wee bit vague in your questions.
What have you done today, so far? 
     Coffee. 'Nuff said.
What did last weekend consist of?
     Went out Friday night - had a blast, cleaned, hung out, you know - stuff. 
What are you listening to?
     Scooby Doo - you know, we'd have gotten away with it, if not for those meddlin' kids!
Who were you last in a car with? 
     Courtney.  And it wasn't a car.  It was da Jeep. 
Have you ever been called cute? 
     Of course I have.  Jeez. 
Describe how you feel right now in one word:
      Good
Has anybody ever told you that you talk too fast? 
     Talk too much - yes.  Too fast?  Not so much..

Did you have fun yesterday? 
      Of course I did.  I have fun every day. 

Do you like to cuddle? 
     Um, sure?  For a hot second.  Then get off me, I can't watch TV while you're humping my leg.  
  Do you think someone is thinking about you? 
     Hmm...  Prolly not.  I'm not one of those "I think about you all the time" peeps.  I always used to wonder if I was "the one that got away" to anyone, or the one that "I always wanted to ask you out but...."..  But considering nobody has ever said that, I doubt it.  I'm just me.  

Are you stubborn? 
    Oh now, you just piss off.  I am not. 
Is there a friend, boyfriend/ girlfriend, or ex that you will never forget? 
     LOL That's funny.  Read 2 above.  Yeah, there's a couple that I will never forget.  One I actually got back in touch with, and he defriended me on Facebook after a while.  Oh well - we weren't meant to be.  Another reminded me why we never would have worked.  Another blocked me on Facebook when he realized I was friends with his daughter and I made a comment about how life was good for him and I wished him the best.  Is there a trend here?  Whatever.  I'm sure there's a reason why I'm single. 

Thinking back, are there people you have no idea why you hung out with?
     I'm sure.  But really, who knows..  I don't think about it that deeply..
How’s your heart?      Apparently as black as Blackbeard's beard.  Again - see 2 above.  I like me.  I think I'm a nice person.  I don't know what the hell their problem is. 
Are you easily amused?
     LOL You should see my EHarmony profile.  That's amusing. 
Do you speak more than 2 languages?
     I can swear in about 4-5.
Are you doing anything tonight?
     Prolly not.  I'm boring like that. 
Is there a person of the same sex who means a lot to you?    Like as in a gay way?  No.  Like as in a biffle kind of way?  Of course.  There are a few!
Is your hair naturally straight?
     Straighter than a Westboro Baptist church member...  (LOL  See I do amuse myself)
What happened at 10:00 am?
     Ahhhhh, I got more coffee?  What?  Was something supposed to happen at 10?
What were you doing at ten last night?
     Watching stupid TV
Have you made someone happy today?
     Well, the boy is happy because I brought him donuts from the event I did yesterday.  And it's before noon.  The day's not over yet!

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
     Hmm..  Not when they're assholes - that makes it easy.  Or a third party's fault.  Again - easy. 
Think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
     Don't you judge me.  It's not like I puked or anything.  Oh.  Wait.  Whoops..

How long did it take you to get over you last ex?
     HAHAHAHA... not that it was funny.  But that's funny.  He made it easy because of how he treated my son.  There was only one that was hard to get over. 
When you are home alone do you still close the door when you shower?
     Heck I don't close it when I pee half the time.  I leave it open a little - so the steam can escape..
 

Here's a hint - NEVER give the drunk girl the phone..

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**OK - I'm playing catch up because I was away last week..  I hate doing part II if I haven't done part I.  Arrgh!


Have you ever said you would never love again? 
     I don't think so.  Why would I say that?  That's silly.  I will always love again.  What are we, Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall?  "We'll always have Paris?"  Silly peeps..

Have you heard a song today that reminds you of somebody? 
   The only thing I've heard today is my friend Coleen's voice, the computer keys tapping and my cat cleaning herself.  One is fun, the other is ok and one is just gross.  You pick.  LOL

Do you apologize first?
     If I'm wrong - I apologize.  There's no race to be the line leader in apologizing. 
Has someone made a promise to you and broke it?
     BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA  That's comedy right there...

Have you ever won a lot of money in a slot machine? How much?
     A couple hundred I think - Hot Hot Super Jackpot!
Do you watch sport on TV even though you aren’t a sporty person yourself?
     Did you just call me fat?  I can play some sports. 
Do you eat / drink at your computer?
      What, are you watching me?  Stalker.  That's not right..
How much do you overeat at special occasions? (Birthdays, Christmas, etc)
     HEY!  Stop it.  Don't you judge me.  You don't know me.  You don't know my life.

Do you require glasses / contacts to see properly? If so, which do you use? 
      Well, I wouldn't wear my glasses and contacts at the same time, if that's what you're implying.  I have both.  I wear the glasses more.  The left eye gets a little weepy sometimes.  

When you hear your voice back on a recording, do you think it sounds awful? 
     Yes - I can't stand the sound of my own voice.  LOL

When was the last time you got the hiccups? 
      The last time I ate something too fast.  Probably trying to hide it from my friends and family because you keep implying that I binge-eat.  

If you had to, which record would you go into Guinness World Records for? 
       Being able to find shit out.  Especially shit that people don't want me to find out.  LOL

The last sweet thing you ate: What was it? 
     Really?  Food again?  What is this?  Let's see how much Kathy will 'fess up to?  I don't remember and that's the damn truth.  Now stop!

Do you have a middle name? 
     Yes, it's "Little Ass Kicker"...  Tell me what that's from and you get extra points :)

Do you find it embarrassing? 
       Not at all.  And if you try and make fun of me for it?  I'll kick your ass.  See?

What would you choose to be famous for? 
        Porn.

If you have a webcam, are you ever paranoid people can see you? 
         See previous answer

Do you find it difficult to sleep at night? Any reason(s) why? 
        Nope.  I can look at myself in the mirror every day and be at peace with who I am there, too.  I know quite a few people that I bed would have a hard time answering that question the same..

If you had to go on a game show, which would you choose? 
          The Match Game.   They got to smoke and drink and talk about sex.  LOL

What about if you had to go on a reality show? 
           Survivor.  I need to loose a few pounds.

Which would you choose then? 
            Ahhh for what?  A little clarification would be nice..

Tell me about your favorite TV show: 
          For five seasons, it was LOST.  I was that show's bitch.  Like if you called me, and it wasn't a commercial?  I'd kick your ass.

Why were you last irritated? 
           When you called me fat.

What time did you get up this morning?
           About 9:30

The last city you were in: Where was it and do you like it there? 
            Big city?  Little city?  Let's just go with big.  I went to a wedding in NY and had to drive through NYC.  Love it there.  Hate the Yankees.  

Do you like the countryside? 
            Considering I live in what used to be a cornfield, I would say yes.

If you see someone yawn, do you often yawn as well? 
             It's been tested.  

Recommend me a good movie: 
              Debbie does Dallas?

Do you think you’d make a good model? 
               Sure.  

Would you ever want to be one? 
                No

How often do you change your hairstyle? 
               I go shorter in the summer and longer in the winter.

What does it look like now? 
               A big old mess.  I need a shower.

Do you have a favorite day of the week? Which is it? 
                Saturday.  

Are you alone? 
                Stalker freak.  I'm not answering that.

When is the last time you were on the phone after 2 am?
                Jesus, when I was in my 20's?  LOL  Here's a hint - NEVER give the drunk girl the phone..

All I know is that Kathleen is all mine, Mary was my mother. And when you heard them together? You knew shit was going down.

Saturday 9: Band on the Run

1) This song is about a band of musicians that escapes on an adventure. Do you consider yourself spontaneous and adventurous?

Absolutely!  That's what I was thinking while skinny dipping in the pool last night.  I thought to myself, "self... you are so spontaneous and adventurous that if I didn't know you, I'd want to"!!

2) Paul McCartney and Wings traveled all the way to Lagos, Nigeria, to record Band on the Run. That's a long, long way from London. What's the farthest from home you've ever been? 

I've been to Greece.  Ireland.  London.  Alaska.  All places that are far far away.  But not so far away that there are ogres, like Shrek.  Just sayin'..

3) Wings featured Linda McCartney on keyboards. Paul said that when Linda died, after almost 30 years together, he lost the love of his life. Who is the love of your life? Or have you yet to meet him/her?

Hmmmm I'm not sure.  I thought for a long time that it was my son's father, but now realize that was one of those unanswered prayers that was actually answered.  She wins his drunk, bigoted fat ass.  Blech.  So I'm on the lookout.  But really, he'd better show up soon.  I'm thinking of turning asexual. 

4) Paul has said he's very proud of Band on the Run, his most successful post-Beatles album. Brag a little. Tell us something you're proud of.

The 16 almost 17 year old young man that is still sleeping upstairs.  He is my greatest achievement.  And while he may want to be a cop like his father, he is nothing - NOTHING - like his father.  Thank God for that.  :) 

5) Paul's birth certificate reads "James Paul McCartney." He's named for his father, Jim. Are you named after anyone?

My name was originally going to be Maureen.  But then I guess my mother found out my father had a girlfriend named Maureen at one time?  I think?  I don't know.  All I know is that Kathleen is all mine, Mary was my mother.  And when you heard them together?  You knew shit was going down. 

6) Paul enjoys oil painting in his spare time. What's one of your hobbies?

Llama and Alpaca fighting.  I have a ring set up outside, take bets, you know..  Oh.  Wait.  I lied.  I love taking photos... here is one from my trip to the upper peninsula.  Or the U.P. as we call it..

7) 20 Forthlin Road, Paul McCartney's boyhood home, has been turned into a museum by the British government. It's a modest 2 bedroom cottage, with a drainpipe that Paul used to climb to sneak in after curfew. How would you describe your childhood home?

It was a 4 bedroom colonial with a sunroom.  It's now a 3 bedroom colonial with a sunroom.  Apparently the peeps that bought it turned the master into a suite. 

8) Paul is 5'11". How tall are you?

Tall enough to reach the middle shelf of my cabinets without having to either climb on the countertop or get a step stool.  LOL

9) Actor Christopher Lee is on the album cover. He played Dracula in a series of movies in the 1950s and 1960s. Who is your favorite vampire?

Oh, we don't cotton to that vampire shit here.  My house is zombies.  The Walking Dead.  If you haven't seen it yet, you have a few weeks to catch up before Season IV starts.  It's the best show since LOST.  Seriously.  I for sure wouldn't steer your wrong here..