Sunday, November 10, 2013

I've been known to shank a bitch over a little B&J's. Just sayin'..

The What's What Meme

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From KristieLOL

The What's What Meme

What is on your bed right now? 
sheets, pillows, down comforter, quilt-like covering, and a big pillow with a little one to wrap it all up and make it look all pretty. 
What?  You expected this? 

Trust me - if THAT was on my bed right now, you wouldn't be reading this.  For the next 3 years.  LOL
What’s your favorite word or phrase? 

I have a few.. shut UP is one.  I swear a lot lately.  Prolly shit.  Or fuck.  I need to clean it up. 
What is the best ice cream flavor? 

Mocha almond chip.  Or really, anything that has nuts in it and is frozen.  And no, I'm not talking about someone's frozen penis.  That's just gross.  And it wouldn't have any flavor.  I love Ben & Jerry's little pints.  They say that it's 4 servings, but they lie like a rug.  There's no way there's 4.  I certainly wouldn't share it with 3 other people, in fact - I've been known to shank a bitch over a little B&J's.  Just sayin'..
Did you wake up smiling this morning?
I always wake up with a smile on my face.   Seriously?  Life is NOT all rainbows and unicorns people.  Sometimes you have dreams about bad shit.  And I'm not talking about puppies dying bad shit.  I'm talking about seriously bad shit.  Like being held hostage by big men with guns... Oh.  Wait.  In the words of the late, great Emily Litella?

Is there something in your life you used to have, and now miss? 

My period?   My mother?  My Aunt Harriet?  Really, we need to be a little more specific here.  I used to have a boyfriend.  I don't miss that particular one, but it would be nice to have one.  Although, at 48, do you still call them boyfriends?  I'm not one to point at someone and say "there he is, that is my lover.."  Or "that's my partner"... Ew.  That's so EST-like.  Don't know EST?  look it up.  It's all that crunchy granola tree hugging shit.  Never mind.  I'd just like some regular nookie. 

What major company would you like to work for? 
Kelloggs.  Then I'd get discounts on cereal.  I heart cereal.  I heart Kellogg's cereal.  But I keep applying.  They keep turning me down.  Not sure what I have to do to get in there, but if it involves sexual favors, I'm out.  See I forgot to mention?  One of the things that I used to have?  A libido.  Maybe I'll find mine again someday, but for now?  Meh..
What time do you wake up on a typical morning? 
If it's a work day, 6:15 or so.  Weekend?  Whenever I get up.  Today it was around 9:40 because I got a text at that time.

What holiday makes you sad? 
Hmmmm... Valentines Day really isn't a holiday, and I'm glad I don't have to pretend to be happy about overpriced flowers, so not that one.  I love Christmas, but miss people that are gone then.  Christmas Eve at Harriet's?  That was always the best.  And Michelle came really damn close last year, we had that much of a great time.  Easter?  Meh...  New Year's?  Meh...  I don't think any of them make me sad.  Seriously, I'm happy if I get up each day on the right side of the grass..

Where does a good night’s sleep rank on your priorities? 
Oh, if I'm tired?  Watch out.  Hide my coffee on me?  I'll shank a bitch.  Don't believe me?  Just try...
One song that makes you cry? 
Both America and Bread's Greatest Hits - I don't cry, but they make me sad.  But I love listening to them, because they bring me back to 90 Ellis Cir.  I really miss Harriet.  She was my person, dammit.  And while I have other people?  She's going to be the first one I will smack up side the head if there really is an afterlife (gotta hope so!)... 

 How old was your mom when she had you? 

21, I think?  She had all 4 of us by the time she was 26 or 27.  No wonder she was crazy half the time.

When is the last time you went to the beach? 
I spent a week in the Upper Peninsula at the end of August.  It was gorgeous.  See?  It's not my favorite beach.  It's not the Vineyard.  It's not even the ocean.  But I love Lake Superior - it's the cleanest lake I've ever encountered.  It's gorgeous.  And 1/2 the price of a Vineyard vacation..  Next year will be the Vineyard and the ocean.  :)

What is the most random object around you? 
SPANX.  Don't judge.

 What is your favorite sushi? 

The one that someone else is eating.  Not a fan.
What food do you find disgusting? 
Sushi.  Oysters.  Things that are slimy.  Blech...

If you could have any type of dog in the world, what would it be? 

This one -

What was the last meal that you made for yourself? 
A salad.  I make them all the time.  I also make this chicken and noodles dish that has a peanut sauce and is cooked in coconut milk.  Oh yum.  I'm thinking I might need to make that again.. LOL 

Is the hard drive on your computer full or getting close to being full? 
No.  Creeper.   

Are there any songs that you prefer the acoustic version over the regular version? 
Anything by Bruce..  Or JT.  The original JT not the newer one.  :)


Kwizgiver said...

JT is a good choice, I love his music.

zippiknits...sometimes said...

That "on your bed" answer was hilarious. I wondered if someone would go the distance on that one. lol

I am Harriet said...

Once I start with the potty mouth stuff, I have hard time stopping.

Mind Of Mine said...

Love your Ben and Jerrys answer

Unknown said...

LOL! Your answers just made me laugh. Loved it. Have a great week!

CountryDew said...

I would have never thought about working at Kelloggs.

K Dubs said...

CountryDew - they are the next town over from where I live. :) Glad everyone is enjoying my answers and zippiknits - Jesus, I hope not. LOL